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alphatarget1

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Methinks the former KGB agent would pwn the American president... in a fight.

In order to appear not biased I have added a 2nd poll: who would win in a 1 on 1 bball game, half court.
 
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Skyclad1uhm1

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As ex-KGB agent Putin is trained as a killer. If he didn't still work out a lot it might be closer, but he's still in decent condition.
 
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xalos

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Putin could probably defeat 75% of the world in 1v1 full contact unarmed combat.
 
rocadelpunk

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better question might be who could beat up more 5th graders? Putin or China

we need a cage match of coke v.s. putin v.s. china v.s. 5th graders v.s. bruce lee
 
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Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Obama would hold a Beer Summit, get Putin drunk, and then kick his ass.
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I think you missed the Russian part. Putin would raise Obama a handle of vodka.
 
halik

halik

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Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Obama would hold a Beer Summit, get Putin drunk, and then kick his ass.
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I think you missed the Russian part. Putin would raise Obama a handle of vodka.
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I would bet large amounts of money that Putin can also drink 75% of the world under the table. Russian hard booze consumption is much higher than the rest of the world.
 
dainthomas

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Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
better question might be who could beat up more 5th graders? Putin or China

we need a cage match of coke v.s. putin v.s. china v.s. 5th graders v.s. bruce lee
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A Navy SEAL would take all of them at once.
 
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Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Obama would hold a Beer Summit, get Putin drunk, and then kick his ass.
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I think you missed the Russian part. Putin would raise Obama a handle of vodka.
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I would bet large amounts of money that Putin can also drink 75% of the world under the table. Russian hard booze consumption is much higher than the rest of the world.
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I know from first-hand experience ;)
 
rudder

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Originally posted by: alphatarget1
Methinks the former KGB agent would pwn the American president... in a fight.

In order to appear not biased I have added a 2nd poll: who would win in a 1 on 1 bball game, half court.
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Obama probably has the lung capacity of an 80 year old and probably cannot take Putin's elbows. I say its a Putin Putin landslide.
 
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xalos

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I would argue Putin could defeat Obama in basketball if they played without fouls :)
 
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Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: alphatarget1
Methinks the former KGB agent would pwn the American president... in a fight.

In order to appear not biased I have added a 2nd poll: who would win in a 1 on 1 bball game, half court.
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Obama probably has the lung capacity of an 80 year old and probably cannot take Putin's elbows. I say its a Putin Putin landslide.
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No way, Obama runs the court pretty good. He'd take it strong to the hole.

Putin would definitely school him on the mat though.

 
Babbles

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Putin would wipe the floor with Obama (and most people I would imagine). The only chance Obama would have is if he learned a few tricks in Chicago and ambushed Putin in a dark alley at night with a Tommy gun.
 
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