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[Argo]

Virgins to get free college

 

[gigapet]

how will they determine if they are virgins? ask the local shaman to channel the great all knowing spirit of poon?

 

[SouthPaW1227]

niceeeeeee

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: gigapet
how will they determine if they are virgins? ask the local shaman to channel the great all knowing spirit of poon?

A woman is physically a virgin if her hymen is still intact.

 

[Mucho]

Not a bad idea when you consider how AIDS has ravaged that country.

 

[meltdown75]

KAMPALA, Uganda (Reuters) -- A Ugandan member of parliament has pledged to reward girls for their chastity by paying their university fees if they are virgins when they leave school, a local newspaper said on Wednesday.

Bbaale County MP Sulaiman Madada said any girl in his district who wanted to take part in the scheme aimed at promoting girls' education would be given a gynecological examination by health workers to check they were virgins.

"The criterion is that a student must be a virgin and from Kayunga district," he told the state-owned New Vision.

The MP did not extend his offer to young men.

He urged pupils to manage their lives responsibly, and called on parents to explain the threats from HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases.

"Our children should be told the risks they face if involved in early and unprotected sex," Madada said.

Uganda was once seen as the epicenter of the global HIV epidemic, but a government education campaign has pushed down infection rates to around six percent from as high as 30 percent in some areas in the early 1990s.

Kayunga in central Uganda is home about 300,000 people, and researchers say it has one of the country's worst AIDS rates, with more than 80 percent of families losing at least one member to the disease.

Add yet another sprawling line to those already existing at post-secondary instituations...

 

[Nimloth]

buttsecks?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: gigapet
how will they determine if they are virgins? ask the local shaman to channel the great all knowing spirit of poon?

A woman is physically a virgin if her hymen is still intact.

So ummm.... who does the checking?

 

[narzy]

w00t! I'm goin to college Ma! err....wait...no..I take it back I TAKE IT BACK!!!

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: gigapet
how will they determine if they are virgins? ask the local shaman to channel the great all knowing spirit of poon?

A woman is physically a virgin if her hymen is still intact.

So ummm.... who does the checking?

Meltdown75 posted and bolded this, but here it is again:

"would be given a gynecological examination by health workers to check they were virgins"

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: gigapet
how will they determine if they are virgins? ask the local shaman to channel the great all knowing spirit of poon?

A woman is physically a virgin if her hymen is still intact.

sex is not the only reason why a hymen might not be intact. What if she was furious vibrator user.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: gigapet
how will they determine if they are virgins? ask the local shaman to channel the great all knowing spirit of poon?

A woman is physically a virgin if her hymen is still intact.

So ummm.... who does the checking?

umm a DOCTOR maybe??

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: gigapet
how will they determine if they are virgins? ask the local shaman to channel the great all knowing spirit of poon?

A woman is ------->PHYSICALLY<------- a virgin if her hymen is still intact.

sex is not the only reason why a hymen might not be intact. What if she was furious vibrator user.

Then she is not physically a virgin.

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: gigapet
how will they determine if they are virgins? ask the local shaman to channel the great all knowing spirit of poon?

A woman is ------->PHYSICALLY<------- a virgin if her hymen is still intact.

sex is not the only reason why a hymen might not be intact. What if she was furious vibrator user.

Then she is not physically a virgin.

Gigapet just doesn't get it...