Put this message on your answering machine ;) !WARNING! slow server alert

Paulson

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[LINK DELETED]

I was thinking about it, but what happens if your pastor calls? hmmmm

!WARNING! Slow-ass server alert...

WARNING! Annoyed Moderator alert...

Paulson, you know #$!@ good and well that an audio file which contains obscene language is not suitable for AnandTech. And having to wait half an hour to download it didn't exactly put us in the kindliest of moods. :|

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Mork

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<< hey what's your IP there buddy, I'll make it so you'll never have to visit again! >>



But you'll be doing him a favor :D :)
 

Josh

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Why so mean today guys?

Anyway, Typingsux0rs seems to be a new member...quite a mean one too, don't know what he's trying to accomplish. I hope he crawls back in the hole he came out of :D
 

nd

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What's so mean about stating the fact that the server is slow? Geez..
 

Josh

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<< What's so mean about stating the fact that the server is slow? Geez.. >>



there is a certain way you can tell people things. I just thought Typingsux0rs was being an ass, he replied in another thread of mine acting stupid anyway.
 

Mork

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Just For Josh:

sar·casm (s&auml;rkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.


On a different note, I can't seem to D/L that file anyway.
 

Josh

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<< Just For Josh:

sar·casm (s&auml;rkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.
>>



Ah, maybe you should look at definition as well? I knew you were being sarcastic :) Don't worry man.
 

BigToque

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Paulson,

You gotta just upload to geocities or something... Your server is just too fscking slow :)
 

Paulson

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!Warning! Smart-ass server admin alert...

;)

Jeez, I had like 40 people requesting the file, lay off my server please (it's only on win2k anyways, my server server is down!)
 

Josh

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Hehehe, damn Paulson, go get a hypermart account or something and re-direct your domain to that :p
 

Paulson

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It's not down, I only have a 10 user limit (damn win2k...)

Anyone want to chip into &quot;help paulson get a t-1 so people don't have to continue on crabbing at him&quot; fund?

 

GoldenBear

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<< It's not down, I only have a 10 user limit (damn win2k...)

Anyone want to chip into &quot;help paulson get a t-1 so people don't have to continue on crabbing at him&quot; fund?
>>

It's not hard to sign up for a hypermart account.
 

zippy

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It's not expensive to sign up for a $9/month unlimited bandwidth host that doesn't have a ton of sites hosted on it yet... ;) (PM me if you come to your senses :))

Paulson, give up the T1 and just get a freaking hosting service. T3 is the way to go anyway. ;)