A circus owner runs an advert for a lion tamer. Two people show up for the interview, one is an older gentleman in his sixties and the other is a gorgeous buxom blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "This lion ate my last tamer so you guys had better be good or you're history" he warned. "Right then here's your equipment - chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first," and with that she walked past the char, the whip and the gun and stepped right into the cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and charged at her. With only a metre between them, the woman threw open her coat, revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stopped in his tracks and sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, then licks and kisses her `privates' for several minutes and rests his head at her feet.
The owners jaw is on the floor. He says "I've never seen anything like that in my life." He turned to the older man. "Can you top that?"
The older man replied, "Sure no problem. Just get the lion out of there."
The circus owner tells them, "This lion ate my last tamer so you guys had better be good or you're history" he warned. "Right then here's your equipment - chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first," and with that she walked past the char, the whip and the gun and stepped right into the cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and charged at her. With only a metre between them, the woman threw open her coat, revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stopped in his tracks and sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, then licks and kisses her `privates' for several minutes and rests his head at her feet.
The owners jaw is on the floor. He says "I've never seen anything like that in my life." He turned to the older man. "Can you top that?"
The older man replied, "Sure no problem. Just get the lion out of there."
