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Pussy bows before me.

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No Lifer
Everytime I come home at night both of my pussy cats wake up from their lazy day-long slumber and sometimes if I'm lucky they even come over to see whats going on. Then one of them will jump on my lap and purr while I watch tv.

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The above story was a moving rendition.
 
Cats are cool. I have one indoor cat and 4 outdoor cats. I think one of the outdoor cats might become an indoor cat. He is way to jumpy to be outside.
 
My cat pissed all over my bed today. My damn parents came in my room to turn off the computer and they locked her in. Poor cat.
 
Damn, I'm thinking I might go down to the pet store and buy me some pussy this week.

Although I prefer bitches, pussy is just too dumb.
 
My cat pissed all over my bed today. My damn parents came in my room to turn off the computer and they locked her in. Poor cat.


Poor cat? You're the one who sleeps there dude! 🙂
 
I hated our pussy. I'm more in to bitches. We had a fine bitch ~2 years ago. She's in doggy heaven now. 🙁
 
i plowed into my girlfriends pussy last nite..












no seriously the damn cat was sleeping in the middle of the hallway and i kicked it.


Nate
 
LOL at toolgirl 🙂

When you shave your pussy, what do you do about the stubble? I mean, a cat already has wiskers.
 
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