Purple People Eater

[sharkeeper]

Come on in and sing with us!

Haven't heard that in a while.

 

[DaveSimmons]

:music: Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tub
It was a special project for his 4-H club
But it broke loose out in the middle of the night
And now it's eatin' flower children left and right

All the punks are gonna scream yippee
'Cause it's the thing that only eats hippies

First it cruised on out to Malibu
And ate a couple a' surfers
Who where too tough to chew
So it slithered it's way
Out to old Irvine
And ate a couple a' hippies
And they tasted just fine

Now its got a sweet tooth for long hair
So Bob and Greg and Grant you should beware

Followin' the Dead is how it gets it's kicks
Shame it wasn't born in 1966
Listens to the music and begins to sway
Dreamin' acid dreams of a hippie souffle
Hey hey hey

What do they taste like -
Some kind a' treat?
How many hippies can this monster eat?
It ate Stills and Nash before they could shout
And then it chewed on David Crosby
But it spit him out

All the punks are gonna scream yippee
'Cause it's the thing that only eats hippies

There it goes
Gonna send 'em all to that big Folk Festival in the sky
So long suckers!
:music:

 

[jadinolf]

Did you hear about the new electric blanket that the pope just got?

The color is royal purple.

It's known as the purple papal heater.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Did you hear about the new electric blanket that the pope just got?

The color is royal purple.

It's known as the purple papal heater.

hahahahah nice

 

[chuckywang]

You know it's amazing how much that song sounds like Carnival of the Animals by Camille Saint-Saëns. You might have heard of it, it was in Fantasia 2000 (in the flamingo segment).

 

[sharkeeper]

Yeah and if Jimi Hendrix was around to post on ATOT, he would be using a Purple Hayes modem!

 

classic

 

[notfred]

This is why English should have some sort of grouping like math and programming do.

(purple people) eater
or:
purple (people eater)

Unfortunately, English stole parentheses for some other pointless job.

 

[DeRusto]

The One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater

Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
Sure looks good to me

Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said mr Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you 'cos you're too tough
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
It sure looks strange to me

I said mr Purple People Eater what's your line
He said eating purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band
Well, bless my soul rock 'n roll flying' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed one-horned it was a people eater
What a sight to see

Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
he started to rock really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune
Wop bop a lula wop bam boom
one-eyes one-horned flying people eater
Ooh, it sure looks strange to me

Well he went on his way and then what do you know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was a blowin' it out and really knockin' them dead
Playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in his head


/thread

 

[sharkeeper]

Yes the answer is given if you listen to it.