Purity Promise

[conjur]

Local news had a story about people hosting some sort of Purity Ball. They're trying to preach abstinence to their kids and trying to remove all kinds of indecent programming on TV.

I think this site is pretty much what it's all about.

 

[thirtythree]

okay.

 

[conjur]

That's what I thought.

 

[thirtythree]

?

why'd you post this?

 

[conjur]

Cuz I'm bored...I should go to bed.

Was home w/the little one today...she's been sick.

 

[thirtythree]

how sad for her.

 

[Joker81]

You think they will be mad if I kill a kitten just because this.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Guess it wouldn't matter for me

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: conjur
Local news had a story about people hosting some sort of Purity Ball. They're trying to preach abstinence to their kids and trying to remove all kinds of indecent programming on TV.

I think this site is pretty much what it's all about.

So are you supporting this, or not?

 

[BatmanNate]

That site made me sport wood.

 

[cucumber]

I just puked all over myself. That site has to be one of the more disgusting and rediculous things 've ever seen. When I was
younger I would've gotten my ass kicked constantly if I was ever caught wearing a "purity necklace" My only pledge as a
kid and now is to have as much sex as possible before marriage. If I love a woman enough to marry her, I don't want to be an
inexperienced idiot who can't satisfy her. I've had years of practice so when I do meet "the one" I'll know what I'm doing
and give her the pleasure she deserves.

 

[cucumber]

Oh, one more thing. Removing any kind of sexual "indecent" content from tv will make it that much harder to go without sex.
If I were saving myself I'd have tv to give me some kind of safe non promiscuous release to hold me over.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: cucumber
Oh, one more thing. Removing any kind of sexual "indecent" content from tv will make it that much harder to go without sex.
If I were saving myself I'd have tv to give me some kind of safe non promiscuous release to hold me over.

you can edit posts. it's the wave of the future.

 

[Dissipate]

LMAO. http://www.puritypromise.com/products/index.htm Scroll to the bottom and look at the Purity Contract. What would you do if your parents had you sign one of those?

 

[Joker81]

the purity key looks phallic to me.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Dissipate
LMAO. http://www.puritypromise.com/products/index.htm Scroll to the bottom and look at the Purity Contract. What would you do if your parents had you sign one of those?

Laugh the whole time I was signing it...

Besides, my mom would have had to come up with that before 2 weeks after my 14th birthday.