Puppies!!!!

[Heller]

she woke me up @ 4am grunting and yelping! then 1 squirted right out! there little rats! 4 of them to be exact, three female 1 male. all get pics up later!

this is her second litter!

Plasma TV here i come

 

[Capt Caveman]

Please fix your dog.

 

[NuclearNed]

I know you're excited, being a new father and all, but what is a pusspes?

My Little 2 year old shih-tzu had 4 pusspes last night

 

[pontifex]

i think we found the author of the story in this thread. :laugh:

 

[pravi333]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Please fix your dog.

didnt you see his "plasma tv here i come" comment?

 

[Mr Pickles]

Isnt 2 years old a little young to be having kids?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Isnt 2 years old a little young to be having kids?

how did she get pregnant, Shih-Tzu Jesus?

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Isnt 2 years old a little young to be having kids?

perfectly normal, i did alot of research.

and dont take my comment the wrong way, i've taken care of 5 dogs over 14 years, i think im entitled to use this cash, how i please.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: MrLee
Isnt 2 years old a little young to be having kids?

perfectly normal, i did alot of research.

and dont take my comment the wrong way, i've taken care of 5 dogs over 14 years, i think im entitled to use this cash, how i please.

you can buy plasma tvs with puppies? since when did puppies become a currency?

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: MrLee
Isnt 2 years old a little young to be having kids?

perfectly normal, i did alot of research.

and dont take my comment the wrong way, i've taken care of 5 dogs over 14 years, i think im entitled to use this cash, how i please.

you can buy plasma tvs with puppies? since when did puppies become a currency?

you sell the puppies, the going rate is $900 in the pet store, i can easily get $600 a dog here,

600x4=2400


thats plenty for a new tv

 

[YoungGun21]

Bob Barker does NOT approve.

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: YoungGun21
Bob Barker does NOT approve.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Please make sure to screen the homes where you place your pups.

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Please make sure to screen the homes where you place your pups.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

2 litters in 2 years? What a little slut.

 

[gwrober]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i think we found the author of the story in this thread. :laugh:

aaack - my brain hurts after reading that....

Oh, congrats OP, your dog popped out a plasma tv??

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: gwrober

Originally posted by: pontifex
i think we found the author of the story in this thread. :laugh:

aaack - my brain hurts after reading that....

Oh, congrats OP, your dog popped out a plasma tv??

i'm still wondering how she got pregnant with plasma tvs...

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Please make sure to screen the homes where you place your pups.

Please screen the homes where you place your pups to ensure that they're going to good homes.

 

[lupi]

5 bullets can take care of that.

 

[ElFenix]

404 cuteness not found

thread rescue attempt number 1

 

[irishScott]

You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate? /Transformers

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
404 cuteness not found

thread rescue attempt number 1

you should take your camera in for repairs as it appears your focus is out of whack.

 

[IGBT]

..where's the pic's for gawds sakes!! I wana see.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Please make sure to screen the homes where you place your pups.

Please screen the homes where you place your pups to ensure that they're going to good homes.

make sure they all have their vet visit and any shots before they go as well. You should always screen and visit any homes of your puppies. Hopefully if you did your research into the lineage of your dog and the stud you can make the new owners aware of the breed specific diseases and the chances that these pups will get hit by them.

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Please make sure to screen the homes where you place your pups.

Please screen the homes where you place your pups to ensure that they're going to good homes.

oh no doubt, i've refused these puppies to numerous people, some even willing to pay me double, if i dont feel your capable to show this puppy the time of its life, and take care of it accordingly, your not getting one