Puns & Kleptomaniacs

[Perknose]

Click
on
the
damn
thread
if
you
want
to
read
the
damn
post,
you
lazy
ass.


It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

 

[HN]

I'm not sure what to take away from this message.

 

[NuclearNed]

After reading this post, I'm 100% positive that I'm ready for the ruffneck bass.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Damn you, I hovered over the thread and got your mean-spirited message

 

[OCGuy]

A baby seal walks into a club...

 

[iRONic]

Damn you, I hovered over the thread and got your mean-spirited message

x2

W
T
F

 

[Markbnj]

I read this a couple of times just to sort of let it sink it, but it didn't.

 

[dank69]

Did you steal this from somewhere?

 

[OCGuy]

A bike cant stand up by itself because its two tired.

 

[IronWing]

It's been 36+ years and I don't think we are any closer to understanding The New York times' effect on man.

 

[disappoint]

I read this a couple of times just to sort of let it sink it, but it didn't.

Well he wanted to post a pun. He also wanted to be able to see how many clicked on his thread. If they hover over they won't add to the post click count.

The pun was this:
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."

It's punny because kleptos literally take things, rather than take things literally.

This post literally brought to you by Captain Explain the Obvious Literally.

 

[iRONic]

It's hard to explain puns to Markbnj because ______________________.