'm a MASTER of LOGIC and EXPERT of REALITY! You might not think so since almost a pound of my brain has been removed and recently evaluated; the report shows my IQ is 80! Not everyone believes that. Believe what you want to believe, right? Well, I want you to know The Truth.
What I'm trying to do here is RE-MAP and CHANGE The World like NO ONE has ever TRIED BEFORE! It took me four traumatic brain injuries and a couple of years banging my head around to figure this out; it hurts when that happens! I'm smarter than I used to be.
My Logic is SIMPLE and the ONLY way that makes SENSE to me to STAY ALIVE! It should make SENSE to you too, since it can SAVE YOUR LIFE! You will need to be BRAVE to FOLLOW ME! You will have to ignore remarks from other people. You will have to LEARN and ACCEPT My Logic! If you want to LIVE, YOU WILL! If you're reading this, it's not too late! It's only too late if you're dead.
NO god can save you in ANY MOTOR VEHICLE! But I CAN and that's REALITY! You have to give up that religious NONSENSE and give ME the CHANCE to SAVE YOU! ANY HELMET IS BETTER THAN NOTHING! Do you UNDERSTAND?
You can learn more about My Motor Vehicle Helmet Logic at helmetreality in MySpace. Logic and Reality rules out everything the Pope ever told you! Go to My Page, learn! Live safer and longer, join Me! WHO IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO FOLLOW ME?
Christopher Columbus became LEGEND when he proved The World is round! I can teach YOU REALITY and someday I'll BE LEGEND!
Other interests: all types of computers and electronic equipment and The Howard Stern Show, The Killers of Comedy, Comedy Jesus.