Pull Yo Pants Up...Fool.

BoomerD

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http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...ase-of-Dez-Bryant-and-excessive?urn=nfl-wp505

The unfortunate case of Dez Bryant and excessively droopy pants

By MJD

Dez Bryant(notes) made headlines Tuesday night after police were called to intervene in a dispute over the fit of his pants, or, depending on who you believe, the fit of his friends' pants. Someone's pants were deemed too low by whoever is in charge of pants policy at the North Park mall in Dallas.

Here's the Dallas PD's side of the story:

Desmond Bryant(notes) was issued a criminal trespass warning by representatives of NorthPark Center when he began using profanity after he and his companions were requested to pull their pants up by Dallas Police officers working off-duty at the scene so as to not expose their underwear and buttocks to other patrons of the center. This action is not a violation of law and officers would have taken no official police action. Mr. Bryant's response to the request was profanity laced [as in, per the police report, "What the [expletive], you stopped me like I stole something!"], and center representatives felt the outburst merited a request for Mr. Bryant to leave the premises.

There's more here. And here's Bryant's side of the story, via Calvin Watkins at ESPNDallas.com:

Bryant, however, told ESPNDallas.com his pants were up but some of his friends' pants were down.

"It really wasn't me in the wrong," Bryant said Tuesday. "It's not even an issue." [...]

"I told the guy I'm not trying to get in trouble," Bryant said. "I'm not trying to destroy my image. The [warning] wasn't toward me. I was trying to figure out what was going on. It was a big misunderstanding. I was the wrong guy."

If Dez is telling the truth and the culprit was indeed someone else, I'd just like to warn the people of Dallas to stay vigilant. There's currently someone at large with his pants at an unacceptable level. I expect that the Dallas PD will begin its investigation by interviewing all local plumbers.

As for Bryant, he's already moved on, and is confident that he'll be welcomed back at the North Park Mall. He fired off this tweet Tuesday night:
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Let's just hope he wears those LeBrons at a level that we can all be comfortable with.

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Macamus Prime

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Maybe the Dallas police are dealing with the crack problem by asking people to pull up their pants?
 

BoomerD

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Doncha know...this trend was invented by the po-lice to make them easier to outrun?
Difficult to run fast when your pants are around your knees...
 

moshquerade

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Doncha know...this trend was invented by the po-lice to make them easier to outrun?
Difficult to run fast when your pants are around your knees...
that's why i've always called those kind of pants 'crook catchers'.
 

BabaBooey

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Fucking moron gangbangers.....:D

Like I want to see your shit stained underwear as I walk down the street and then there is a the point of why,you can't run,you look like a mental patient that cannot dress themselves ...:\
 

ShawnD1

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Maybe the Dallas police are dealing with the crack problem by asking people to pull up their pants?

trespassing on private property = serious business

Wait a minute, yeah, that actually is serious business. If the mall people want you out because you can't put your dick away and you refuse to leave, they should be allowed to kill you. End of story.
 

sdifox

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I don't understand this a bit. what is the purpose of having your pants not fit properly?
 

wwswimming

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looking like a foo with yo pants on the ground

but they know it.

i think, from watching some black guys near Divisadero & Hayes in SF (near the Hayes Street Hill that is part of Bay to Breakers), that it is partially derived from prison culture, like a tattoo of a spiderweb being a symbol of prison time (learned that last tidbit from The Closer).

it's wierd watching some apparently physically fit black guy wearing boxers, his pants areound his knees or lower thighs, "just hanging out, chilling".

in prison, "sexual availability" has one meaning. when these guys are back on "the street", i don't think they're looking for same-sex hook-ups.

somehow this has evolved into being part of their mating ritual, and i'm pretty sure they're looking for women.

on the other hand, it's not that much different from the way turkeys mate.
 

waggy

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its silly when you need a pair of pants or tights under your pants so you don't show your junk