puke + sink = me pissed off

[Kirby]

OH MY ****** GOD, there is puke in our sink. My roommates or one of his friends puked in our goddamn sink. I'm ready to go to bed, I need to take out my contacts and brush my teeth. AND LO AND BEHOLD, there is brown chunks in our sink. The toilet is 2 ****** FEET AWAY. If you have never drank before, do not, I REPEAT, DO NOT drink until you can't put words together to make a sentence. There will be hell to pay tomorrow. Heads will roll.

/rant

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot. This is the SECOND TIME TONIGHT that someone has puked. The first time was in our living room floor.

IF YOU HAVE NEVER DRANK, DO NOT DRINK UNTIL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!

 

[postmortemIA]

eh drunks, there's at least 5 puke pools in my apt building standing there for years..

 

[QueBert]

good suggestion, but honestly if anyone drinks until they don't know what their name is, chances are they won't be thinking "oh sh!t I hope I can make it to the toilet before I chuck" I believe not drinking until you don't know what your name is is good advice for anyone even drinkers

if somebody puked in my sink I would probably give them a scissor kick to the dome

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: QueBert
good suggestion, but honestly if anyone drinks until they don't know what their name is, chances are they won't be thinking "oh sh!t I hope I can make it to the toilet before I chuck" I believe not drinking until you don't know what your name is is good advice for anyone even drinkers

if somebody puked in my sink I would probably give them a scissor kick to the dome

QFT heheh

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
There will be hell to pay tomorrow. Heads will roll.

You won't do sh!t about it so go to bed and quit your bitching.

 

[postmortemIA]

drunks follow no rules, nothing can surprise me from them

 

[HombrePequeno]

I've never understood the drunk logic of puking in the sink. Generally when there is a sink there is a toilet nearby so it can't be because they aren't able to make it to the toilet. Even if the toilet is occupado, there is always the window and if that isn't an option the floor is still better because it is easier to clean up.

I've seen worse puke scenes though. I remember one time after a big party, I went into one of the bathroom stalls and was greeted by puke over everything in the stall. The person must have done a 360 spin while they were puking to get that kind of splatter effect. I was actually kind of impressed.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
I've never understood the drunk logic of puking in the sink. Generally when there is a sink there is a toilet nearby so it can't be because they aren't able to make it to the toilet. Even if the toilet is occupado, there is always the window and if that isn't an option the floor is still better because it is easier to clean up.

I've seen worse puke scenes though. I remember one time after a big party, I went into one of the bathroom stalls and was greeted by puke over everything in the stall. The person must have done a 360 spin while they were puking to get that kind of splatter effect. I was actually kind of impressed.

The floor is way harder than the sink. Don't know what you're smoking =p

I can run water and splash the crap down the sink drain.

The floor I have to mop and disinfect.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
I've never understood the drunk logic of puking in the sink. Generally when there is a sink there is a toilet nearby so it can't be because they aren't able to make it to the toilet. Even if the toilet is occupado, there is always the window and if that isn't an option the floor is still better because it is easier to clean up.

I've seen worse puke scenes though. I remember one time after a big party, I went into one of the bathroom stalls and was greeted by puke over everything in the stall. The person must have done a 360 spin while they were puking to get that kind of splatter effect. I was actually kind of impressed.

the best is when they puke everywhere in the bathroom EXCEPT THE TOILET.

 

[thujone]

dude... it's a sink. rinse it out and move on about your business.

kinda rude the person who puked in it didn't clean it up... but ya... not that big of a deal.


also... it's hard for a person who's never drank before to gauge how much they've had to drink or what's a comfortable limit for themselves.

 

[compuwiz1]

Grab some TP, take out the big chunks, then rinse the sink. Is that so hard to figure out?

 

[TruePaige]

At least I'm not alone in thinking the sink is pretty easy to clean.

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Grab some TP, take out the big chunks, then rinse the sink. Is that so hard to figure out?

not hard but pretty damn disgusting....

 

[Oceandevi]

Drunk people are so damn weird. I had to take a friend home the other night and he managed to piss on the street and his mailbox before finally stumbling to his door. They have NO SHAME!

oh and about the puke .... just get your roomie's toothbrush to clean it up.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

be thankful he hit the sink... he could have hit the floor, the carpet, your bed...

all things considered, the sink isn't a bad place to aim for.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
be thankful he hit the sink... he could have hit the floor, the carpet, your bed...

all things considered, the sink isn't a bad place to aim for.

yeaaa that happened to me. I spent about 5 hours scrubbing the puke out of my carpet, next to my bed. Ive learned now not to chug straight vodka out of the bottle after you're already drunk.

 

[apac]

I didn't like my roommate much during my freshman year at college. After finals I drank until I (apparently) thought his closet was a bathroom, and puked in his clothes hamper. Luckily the year ended a few days later and I never had to see him again.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Well, did heads roll? We need an update.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Well, did heads roll? We need an update.

Haha, no heads rolled. His girlfriend cleaned it up before I woke up. It ended up being one of his friends and he was pissed too, so I couldn't be too mad at him.

The night started with my roommate's dad buying $200 worth of alcohol with the money he won from a lawsuit. My roommate then proceeded to invite some people he knew from English, and none of them had any real experience in drinking. I think about 5 different people puked throughout the night, and 2 missed the toilet.

Oh yeah, and his dad drank with us.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Turn on the water and wash it down. It's not that difficult.

 

[tyler811]

:camera:'s

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Turn on the water and wash it down. It's not that difficult.

It was too much and too thick. I just moved to another bathroom and let him/her deal with it.

I'm not his parent, I shouldn't have to clean up after him, added with fact that I didn't even know the guy.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: thujone
dude... it's a sink. rinse it out and move on about your business.

kinda rude the person who puked in it didn't clean it up... but ya... not that big of a deal.


also... it's hard for a person who's never drank before to gauge how much they've had to drink or what's a comfortable limit for themselves.

Yeah, I'm the kind of drunk who'll puke in the sink, then rinse it out before I collapse into bed.

 

[DigitalWanksta]

I know your pain -- I live in residence hall here at the college I'm attending.. It's annoying as all get out.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: preslove

Yeah, I'm the kind of drunk who'll puke in the sink, then rinse it out before I collapse into bed.

This guy puked in the sink, left, and didn't tell anybody.