Public Service Announcement

spaceman

Lifer
Dec 4, 2000
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its the xmas shopping season.
here are some tips:

*if you are questioning wther or not youve spent too little on gifts for people..you have.

* if you dont break yourself buying it, you havent spent enough money.

*the $1.00 hallmark cards are branded $1.00 and recipients pick up on this.

*If your son wants an xbox 360 and you get him a ps2..you are a bad parent.

*if you child wants a scion tc and you get them a used oldsmobile..you are a bad parent.

*money, not sentiment..is everything during the holiday season..your care for a person is quantified by the dollar amount you spend on them....to the penny.

*The thought that counts isnt worth thinking.

*judge people solely on what they get you for xmas.