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> Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA
> intelligence reports that a
> major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who
> takes a sh!t on the 28th
> will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
> indicate that organized
> groups of alligators are planning to rise up into
> unsuspecting American's
> toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their
> dirty business.
>
> I usually don't send emails like this, but I got
> this information from a
> reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend
> whose cousin is dating
> this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
> knows this lady whose
> husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a
> shoeshine guy who shines the
> shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's
> drug dealer sells drugs to
> another mailroom worker who works in the CIA
> building. He apparently
> overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about
> alligators and came to the
> conclusion that we are going to be attacked by them.
> So it must be true,
> right?
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