Pubic Hair Pants

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  1. MisterCornell

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144638,00.html

    Beware the pics! Man pubes! :Q

    The women and gay men in the fashion industry have decreed that this should be the new look for guys to sport.

    I'm putting my money on "nobody other than a few Manhattan metrosexuals who swear by GQ will buy these things". :p
     
  2. bradruth

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    I don't need low pants to showcase my monstrous bush.









    There...that should horrify people away from this stuff.
     
  3. MacBaine

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    Who the hell hired the guy int he second pic?
     
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    What do you expect from gay designers?
     
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    I'm not even gonna ask how you stumbled across this you pole smoker!!!!
     
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    Liberace?
     
  8. MikeyIs4Dcats

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    paging Brigden....
     
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    so everyone's cool when i get excited and my friend pops out to say hello?
     
  10. Ranger X

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    Buttless pants?
     
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    Someone needs to tell them that not ALL "contemporary male customers" are flaming homosexuals.
     
  12. MisterCornell

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    I have to say that in general most guys wear their pants too damn low. And I'm not just talking about the gangsta rappers who wear it on their knees. This leads to an increased prevalence of plumber's butt in society.

    These new "pubic pants" are going to exacerbate an already bad situation.
     
  13. everman

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    :disgust:
     
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    OH BAAAAAAAAAAABY!

    that's what i'm talkin about!
     
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    Next season it will be the plumber's pants showing off the sexy asscrack. Maybe they can get John Goodman to model them.
     
  16. eakers

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    i love that triangle part.
     
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    LMAO
    trust me, that is disgusting. plus, i wouldnt get your hopes up if you saw a guy in those, cuz hes gay for sure :p
     
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    HA! Fausto and M4H thought they could have all the fun in thongs and assless chaps, eh?

    WELL I SHALL DON THE PUBIC PANTS FOR ALL TO SEE!!!

    /pics posted on bbzzdd soon...
     
  20. slick230

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    Bridgen will be in here soon complaining that now people are copying his "pubic pants" look and how he is such a trendsetter.
     
  21. moshquerade

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    so what if he's gay... i am still admiring something that sweet

     
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    you must admit these pants would look fab with that skin tight pink Izod with the collar popped...
     
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    :laugh: ROFL :laugh:

     
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    Oh, absolutely smashing!
     
  25. Crazymofo

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    for some reason I thought the pants were MADE from pubic hair :Q