Pubic Hair Pants

[MisterCornell]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144638,00.html

Beware the pics! Man pubes! :Q

Only elegant footwear and multiple chains to adorn the ever-so-bare torso distracted attention from the new waistline of the trouser instantly dubbed the "pubic pants" by the amused fashion crowd.

The sexy jeans are the latest addition to the wardrobe of the contemporary male customer, who no longer buys according to a traditional dress code but enjoys picking and choosing, once a female prerogative.

The women and gay men in the fashion industry have decreed that this should be the new look for guys to sport.

I'm putting my money on "nobody other than a few Manhattan metrosexuals who swear by GQ will buy these things".

 

[bradruth]

I don't need low pants to showcase my monstrous bush.









There...that should horrify people away from this stuff.

 

[MacBaine]

Who the hell hired the guy int he second pic?

 

[cavemanmoron]

 

[Baked]

What do you expect from gay designers?

 

[NFS4]

I'm not even gonna ask how you stumbled across this you pole smoker!!!!

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Who the hell hired the guy int he second pic?

Liberace?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

paging Brigden....

 

[toekramp]

so everyone's cool when i get excited and my friend pops out to say hello?

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Baked
What do you expect from gay designers?

Buttless pants?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: MisterCornell
The sexy jeans are the latest addition to the wardrobe of the contemporary male customer, who no longer buys according to a traditional dress code but enjoys picking and choosing, once a female prerogative.

Someone needs to tell them that not ALL "contemporary male customers" are flaming homosexuals.

 

[MisterCornell]

I have to say that in general most guys wear their pants too damn low. And I'm not just talking about the gangsta rappers who wear it on their knees. This leads to an increased prevalence of plumber's butt in society.

These new "pubic pants" are going to exacerbate an already bad situation.

 

[everman]

:disgust:

 

[moshquerade]

OH BAAAAAAAAAAABY!

that's what i'm talkin about!

 

[jjones]

Next season it will be the plumber's pants showing off the sexy asscrack. Maybe they can get John Goodman to model them.

 

[eakers]

i love that triangle part.

 

[zakee00]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
OH BAAAAAAAAAAABY!

that's what i'm talkin about!

LMAO
trust me, that is disgusting. plus, i wouldnt get your hopes up if you saw a guy in those, cuz hes gay for sure

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Who the hell hired the guy int he second pic?

WTF, that's Ilian Evtimov!!!

http://graphics.fansonly.com/p...04/evtimov-ncst-lg.jpg

 

[UNCjigga]

HA! Fausto and M4H thought they could have all the fun in thongs and assless chaps, eh?

WELL I SHALL DON THE PUBIC PANTS FOR ALL TO SEE!!!

/pics posted on bbzzdd soon...

 

[slick230]

Bridgen will be in here soon complaining that now people are copying his "pubic pants" look and how he is such a trendsetter.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: zakee00

Originally posted by: moshquerade
OH BAAAAAAAAAAABY!

that's what i'm talkin about!

LMAO
trust me, that is disgusting. plus, i wouldnt get your hopes up if you saw a guy in those, cuz hes gay for sure

so what if he's gay... i am still admiring something that sweet

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: slick230
Bridgen will be in here soon complaining that now people are copying his "pubic pants" look and how he is such a trendsetter.

you must admit these pants would look fab with that skin tight pink Izod with the collar popped...

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: slick230
Bridgen will be in here soon complaining that now people are copying his "pubic pants" look and how he is such a trendsetter.

:laugh: ROFL :laugh:

 

[slick230]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: slick230
Bridgen will be in here soon complaining that now people are copying his "pubic pants" look and how he is such a trendsetter.

you must admit these pants would look fab with that skin tight pink Izod with the colar popped...

Oh, absolutely smashing!

 

[Crazymofo]

for some reason I thought the pants were MADE from pubic hair :Q