"Pubic Beetle" causes accidents on LA freeways

Garion

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The police of Los Angeles have recently had a lot of fun, when they were filling out papers to register a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles because of a giant women's pubis, which they could see displayed on the front part of an oncoming car. The LA police started desperately looking for the unfortunate pubis and came upon the tracks of young hairdresser, Nelly Node.

Nelly's passion for arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work, in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors: she was proudly driving her "pubic beetle" until the police arrested the woman.

The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads: the girl had to paint her car's bonnet over.

Link to story, including picture (NSFW)

- G
 

Queasy

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It's really sad what passes for 'art' these days...
 

Greyd

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Ummm look at the other "news stories" on that page....don't think its real?
 

Red

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She doesn't leave much to the imagination. We all know what her snatch looks like now!.
 

Aharami

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hahahah. i saw that pic on bbzzdd.com the other day. that car is fvukin awesome!!
 
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Originally posted by: Garion
The police of Los Angeles have recently had a lot of fun, when they were filling out papers to register a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles because of a giant women's pubis, which they could see displayed on the front part of an oncoming car. The LA police started desperately looking for the unfortunate pubis and came upon the tracks of young hairdresser, Nelly Node.

Nelly's passion for arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work, in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors: she was proudly driving her "pubic beetle" until the police arrested the woman.

The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads: the girl had to paint her car's bonnet over.

Link to story, including picture (NSFW)

- G

That's a Photoshop job.
 

spaceman

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if i rub it will it feel bristly? will a red hot flesh button arise??!?!??!!










i wanna feel this car, alot.
 

Garion

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Yeah, it's a fake, but it's a fun fake!

Forgot to mention that I ripped it from Fark, gotta give credit where credit is due.

- G