Way back in the dark ages (the early 1990s) the local public radio station had a weekly alternative medicine show. One of the callers to the show wanted to know how to get around laws restricting the personal possession of all the lanthanides and actinides. The caller's position was that since the universe contained these elements that our health suffered from not having them in our bodies because we were incomplete and could not be in tune with the entire universe. The show's host agreed with the caller and they went on to discuss how to effect political change in order to "free" these elements.
Very heavy elements are thought to briefly exist in things like supernovas. Do we also need exposure to those things in very small quantities as well?
...oh wait, homeopathy explains that. You can't get much more diluted than a few thousand tons of material mixed in with a massive star.
I guess this was also before unitednuclear.com showed up and started selling uranium ore and thorium dioxide.
And no lanthanides? So what of my neodymium magnets?
I wonder if anyone explained to this listener that radio waves are electromagnetic radiation? That crowd is usually also all "oh no, electromagnetic death awaits! EM radiation is evil!"