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Don't feed your babies bacon. It will make them fat. And it will leave more bacon for you.
Don't give your kids wine, beer or hard liquor. Really cheap beer is ok. Same reason as bacon. More for you.
Don't buy Enzyte. It doesn't work because you're secretly gay.
Do support a law outlawing the wearing of clothing that exposes a woman's midriff if she's a fat pig.
Do search for a possible Repost when posting in ATOT. My R key is getting worn out.
Do learn the meaning of tl:dr. It makes it way easier to respond to a wall of text thread with a completely assinine remark without having to actually make a meaningful reply.
Do post a pic. Always. It will save me the time of posting "Pic?"
Do remember to start all babe threads with the phrase, "Not a babe thread". My computer is programmed to immediately click on all threads with this title so I can see some babes.
Do remember that your cat, dog, baby or car is really only important to you. Post them as often as possible.
Do remember that the poster you are replying to is another human being with feelings. So, keep your zingers as personally devastating as possible.
Do remember that when trying determine whether you should label a thread or link as NSFW that some of us actually work in the pron industry and just about everything is SFW.
Do remember that posting a poll in a completely worthless thread will ensure that your thread is worth making.
Do remember the Mods are not really human beings, but the advance guard of an alien invasion force. So make it really difficult on them.
Do remember that ATOT should be your first recourse when you have a personal problem. Especially when it comes to sex.
Do remember that you can find a flaw in even the most beautiful woman. So the correct response is always "pointy elbows"
Do post all data referring to how one can get a lot of money out of helping out a Nigerian Prince. After all, we all need money.
Don't ever post where you live when making a post about the weather. We all know the state and town you reside in. It's right there in your profile.
Do remember that no matter how personally vindicative or even downright disgusting a response you post, a smiley at the end makes it all better.:biggrin:
Don't give your kids wine, beer or hard liquor. Really cheap beer is ok. Same reason as bacon. More for you.
Don't buy Enzyte. It doesn't work because you're secretly gay.
Do support a law outlawing the wearing of clothing that exposes a woman's midriff if she's a fat pig.
Do search for a possible Repost when posting in ATOT. My R key is getting worn out.
Do learn the meaning of tl:dr. It makes it way easier to respond to a wall of text thread with a completely assinine remark without having to actually make a meaningful reply.
Do post a pic. Always. It will save me the time of posting "Pic?"
Do remember to start all babe threads with the phrase, "Not a babe thread". My computer is programmed to immediately click on all threads with this title so I can see some babes.
Do remember that your cat, dog, baby or car is really only important to you. Post them as often as possible.
Do remember that the poster you are replying to is another human being with feelings. So, keep your zingers as personally devastating as possible.
Do remember that when trying determine whether you should label a thread or link as NSFW that some of us actually work in the pron industry and just about everything is SFW.
Do remember that posting a poll in a completely worthless thread will ensure that your thread is worth making.
Do remember the Mods are not really human beings, but the advance guard of an alien invasion force. So make it really difficult on them.
Do remember that ATOT should be your first recourse when you have a personal problem. Especially when it comes to sex.
Do remember that you can find a flaw in even the most beautiful woman. So the correct response is always "pointy elbows"
Do post all data referring to how one can get a lot of money out of helping out a Nigerian Prince. After all, we all need money.
Don't ever post where you live when making a post about the weather. We all know the state and town you reside in. It's right there in your profile.
Do remember that no matter how personally vindicative or even downright disgusting a response you post, a smiley at the end makes it all better.:biggrin:
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