PSA: Worst toothpaste evar

[busydude]

I normally use Colgate Advanced Whitening toothpaste to brush my teeth with, but last week I tried..

and its fucking horrible.. left a really bad taste and worst of all, caused a really bad reaction. Now I have ulcers all over my mouth.. FUU

Back to my old toothpaste.. and its feels ohh soo much better.

 

[AstroManLuca]

When I was in China a few years ago, I bought something like this:

Those green leaves look like mint. Nope! They're tea leaves. It was tea-flavored toothpaste. Yuck.

 

[bignateyk]

My wife bought me fennel flavored toothpaste. At first I was like , and then I was like . Surprisingly good!

 

[SunnyD]

Why don't the make cheeseburger toothpaste?

 

[ElFenix]

crest > no toothpaste at all > filthy bathwater > colgate

 

[Iron Woode]

sensodyne > crest > no toothpaste at all > filthy bathwater > colgate

fixed.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Why don't the make cheeseburger toothpaste?

That would be disgusting

 

[phreaqe]

crest > no toothpaste at all > filthy bathwater > colgate

YES!!!. i tried colgate last time i was at the store because it was on sale n i figued out bad could it be but i actually ended up throwing half the tube away because it was terrible. not only did it not tase good i did not feel fresh and my breath would not smell any better after brushing in the morning.....

 

[Mermaidman]

I bought this out of desperation during a business trip. The contents resembled and tasted like caulk. Not that I know the taste of caulk. Hmm . . . I probably shouldn't say that out loud.

 

[busydude]

I bought this out of desperation during a business trip. The contents resembled and tasted like caulk. Not that I know the taste of caulk. Hmm . . . I probably shouldn't say that out loud.

Interesting article.. I guess apart from the "Brisk Mint" rest all are common in most of the toothpastes.

 

[Duder1no]

I bought this out of desperation during a business trip. The contents resembled and tasted like caulk. Not that I know the taste of caulk. Hmm . . . I probably shouldn't say that out loud.

come on admit it you love the taste of caulk don't front!

 

[spaceman]

i used dis
or store knock off sensodyne

 

[moshquerade]

I normally use Colgate Advanced Whitening toothpaste to brush my teeth with, but last week I tried..

and its fucking horrible.. left a really bad taste and worst of all, caused a really bad reaction. Now I have ulcers all over my mouth.. FUU

Back to my old toothpaste.. and its feels ohh soo much better.

I know that SLS (sodium lauryl sulfate) in toothpaste has been known to make people develop canker sores. Maybe that's the component you are sensitive too.

My opinion on toothpaste is just use the basic kind. I use regular crest or colgate paste myself.

 

[amdhunter]

I always liked Pepsodent.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

No... the Arm & Hammer Baking Soda TP is the absolute worst. That stuff actually made me gag.

 

[ViviTheMage]

best toothpaste ever

 

[busydude]

I always liked Pepsodent.

Hah!!.. I remember that from back in India.. never used it though. We almost always used Close-Up(The red one).

 

[Joemonkey]

nice try Crest spokesman guy!

 

[AstroManLuca]

Another brand of toothpaste they had in China was "Darlie," originally "Darkie" -

 

[summit]

Another brand of toothpaste they had in China was "Darlie," originally "Darkie" -

that is the crest of asia, my grandma still asks me to get her a couple boxes everytime i travel.

 

[busydude]

that is the crest of asia, my grandma still asks me to get her a couple boxes everytime i travel.

Isn't it a bit.. um.. racist?

 

[gorcorps]

Did anybody have the Ghostbusters Slimer toothpaste when they were a kid?

 

[SonnyDaze]

Noted. Thanks OP.

 

[Spikesoldier]

in korea i used some charcoal toothpaste.

black as hell and taste was horrible. i almost threw up when it was time to spit.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i like the arm & hammer toothpastes