PSA: When taking pre-employment tests...

[rudeguy]

So I went in to take my pre-employment tests this morning. The first part was basically sitting at a computer running through various scenarios. Well...the first part was listening to the lady giving the directions. The chick next to me must not have listened at all. She couldn't figure out how to log in (the lady told us how to) and couldn't get the volume to work (after the lady had us all make sure that our volume worked). I tried to ignore her and focus on my screen even though she was rather loud about it. When the actually testing began, the lady left the room and told us that she would be next door if there were any issues. This was a timed test, so I was focusing pretty hard and trying not to screw up. Not even a minute in the chick next to me starts yelling. I had headphones on so I couldn't hear her and didn't really care. She kept yelling for a while longer and then started pulling on my sleeve! She made me screw up on a question because you had to remember what the person had said and then type it from memory, no repeating.

I think I would have just left if I was that chick.

/rant
/pants

 

[JujuFish]

She was a plant. It was a test to see how you perform with distractions.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
She was a plant. It was a test to see how you perform with distractions.

Yup, punching her in the face was the proper solution. OP didn't get the Job. 🙁

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: JujuFish
She was a plant. It was a test to see how you perform with distractions.

Yup, punching her in the face was the proper solution. OP didn't get the Job. 🙁

I was so happy I didn't have a pen in my hand. I probably would have stabbed her in the eye


EDIT:
WOOHOOOO! We can say stab again!

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: JujuFish
She was a plant. It was a test to see how you perform with distractions.

Yup, punching her in the face was the proper solution. OP didn't get the Job. 🙁

I was so happy I didn't have a pen in my hand. I probably would have stabbed her in the eye


EDIT:
WOOHOOOO! We can say stab again!

what? we couldn't say stab?

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: Flammable

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: JujuFish
She was a plant. It was a test to see how you perform with distractions.

Yup, punching her in the face was the proper solution. OP didn't get the Job. 🙁

I was so happy I didn't have a pen in my hand. I probably would have stabbed her in the eye


EDIT:
WOOHOOOO! We can say stab again!

what? we couldn't say stab?

No we couldn't.

Anywho,

Pics?

 

[Baked]

Are you Chris Brown?

 

[lizardboy]

Originally posted by: Flammable

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: JujuFish
She was a plant. It was a test to see how you perform with distractions.

Yup, punching her in the face was the proper solution. OP didn't get the Job. 🙁

I was so happy I didn't have a pen in my hand. I probably would have stabbed her in the eye


EDIT:
WOOHOOOO! We can say stab again!

what? we couldn't say stab?

Stab her
Die In A Fire
DIAF
SPIDER!

/testing

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I've learned all kinds of things when giving pre-employment tests like, soy sauce and cheesewiz are mother sauces. :laugh:

 

[Newbian]

Stabbity stab stab!!!

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: lizardboy

Originally posted by: Flammable

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: JujuFish
She was a plant. It was a test to see how you perform with distractions.

Yup, punching her in the face was the proper solution. OP didn't get the Job. 🙁

I was so happy I didn't have a pen in my hand. I probably would have stabbed her in the eye


EDIT:
WOOHOOOO! We can say stab again!

what? we couldn't say stab?

Stab her
Die In A Fire
DIAF
SPIDER!

/testing

DHITB

 

[sandorski]

hehe, don't go and break it.

 

[rudeguy]

aaah the good ol' days when OT could overuse even a simple word to the point that the mods had to ban it.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: NSFW
aaah the good ol' days when OT could overuse even a simple word to the point that the mods had to ban it.

As long as fap and nef still work I will be happy. 😉

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: lizardboy

Originally posted by: Flammable

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: JujuFish
She was a plant. It was a test to see how you perform with distractions.

Yup, punching her in the face was the proper solution. OP didn't get the Job. 🙁

I was so happy I didn't have a pen in my hand. I probably would have stabbed her in the eye


EDIT:
WOOHOOOO! We can say stab again!

what? we couldn't say stab?

Stab her
Die In A Fire
DIAF
SPIDER!

/testing

*******
******
********
****

 

[allisolm]

The real shocker will be when you find out they hired her and not you.

 

[Billyzeke]

Originally posted by: allisolm
The real shocker will be when you find out they hired her and not you.

Never underestimate the power of-------------------------tits!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Billyzeke

Originally posted by: allisolm
The real shocker will be when you find out they hired her and not you.

Never underestimate the power of-------------------------tits!

Or giving good head.... maybe that's something nsfw can work on. 😉

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: allisolm
The real shocker will be when you find out they hired her and not you.

Wouldn't that be a bish

 

[mrSHEiK124]

I think the only word still filtered is re-poxy. Repoxy. ?

HOLY CRAP WE CAN SAY *****

What the hell? ***** Repoxy. *****.

:laugh: Blocked if it's all caps.