PSA: When seperating frozen bagel, use butter knife

lancestorm

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Yesterday I *was* using a butterknife while trying to cut a frozen bagel in my hand. And, yep, I cut myself. Pretty damn good too. It was a big bleeder!! If it was a sharper knife, I would have had to go the emergency room. Nice deep cut with some skind flabbin :D ...my thumb is not as happy.
 

K1052

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"May I take your trident, sir?"

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Siva

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You aren't alone, a friend of mine had to get five stiches for seperating frozen hamburgers with a real knife. Cutco=sharp
 

Ranger X

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PSA: When seperating frozen bagel, use butter knife
This is obviously a failed attempt at a parody thread. You are suggesting that we should use a butter knife to separate frozen bagels since you cut your hand? So we should use the butter knife and also cut our hands?

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lancestorm

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Originally posted by: Ranger X
PSA: When seperating frozen bagel, use butter knife
This is obviously a failed attempt at a parody thread. You are suggesting that we should use a butter knife to separate frozen bagels since you cut your hand? So we should use the butter knife and also cut our hands?

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No, only use the butterknife because you won't end out going to the emergency room like this guy.