My office is not your office. Don't take things from my desk. Don't even come in here. Don't send source code I wrote to your IT buddies in Washington DC because "its such incredibly useful code" without asking me. Don't even touch my fcking code. It's not your JOB.
Do you think I remember you favorably from you "organizing" my work bench so that all of my cables are "neatly routed"? How can I troubleshoot a PC with a faulty NIC if I'm not even sure if the cable I'm using is plugged in?
When you fvck up and all you've done is piss me off, stepped on my toes and shirked your own responsiblities, do you think I'm going to cover for you when you fvck up? I know you're feeling the heat now asshole. I stopped covering for you a week ago.
Your goddamn affirmative action got you the job you're in instead of me and you know it. You suck at your job and you can't even follow the most basic of requests. Even my secretary hates you now.
Get out of my life!
Do you think I remember you favorably from you "organizing" my work bench so that all of my cables are "neatly routed"? How can I troubleshoot a PC with a faulty NIC if I'm not even sure if the cable I'm using is plugged in?
When you fvck up and all you've done is piss me off, stepped on my toes and shirked your own responsiblities, do you think I'm going to cover for you when you fvck up? I know you're feeling the heat now asshole. I stopped covering for you a week ago.
Your goddamn affirmative action got you the job you're in instead of me and you know it. You suck at your job and you can't even follow the most basic of requests. Even my secretary hates you now.
Get out of my life!