PSA: To all you sweaty mofo's who dump on cologne to mask your wretched scent.......

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MisterJackson

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Uggghhh! Right now there's a guy in my shop who's.....well "out of shape" would be too kind of a description. He's been out walking in the heat all day and is dripping with sweat. I seriously think a puddle is forming beneath him.

I guess to mask that he believes all he has to do is splash on a bottle or two of the finest "counterfeit cologne" that he purchased at the local flea market. Look man "Immortal" cologne does not smell EXACTLY THE SAME AS "Eternity"!!! Even if it did, anything more than two sprays is just obscene. Even two is sprays is pushing it.

I am literally 35 feet away from him now, at the opposite end of my building and his foul odor emminates all the way back here.

To all you cologne dumpers, and you female perfume dumpers too (you know who you are!), remeber these words:

LESS IS MORE!!!!!

That is all......
 
Dumac

Dumac

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I know some models who put on four sprays of cologne/perfume in key places. It actually isn't overbearing to me.
 
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Red Dawn

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LOL, also for the idiots that bath themselves in the latest cologne the Marketers are hawking to them, it ain't gonna get you laid, only your looks, personality, money or a combo of all 3 can do that!
 
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MisterJackson

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Originally posted by: Dumac
I know some models who put on four sprays of cologne/perfume in key places. It actually isn't overbearing to me.
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Key word here....models.

Key word in my post.....fat sweaty man. I'm less forgiving to the fat sweaty man than I am to the hot models ;)
 
amish

amish

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it's called Sex Panther. it's made with real panther and 60% of the time, it works everytime.
 
Dumac

Dumac

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: Dumac
I know some models who put on four sprays of cologne/perfume in key places. It actually isn't overbearing to me.
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Key word here....models.

Key word in my post.....fat sweaty man. I'm less forgiving to the fat sweaty man than I am to the hot models ;)
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Lol. Good point.
 
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ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: booger711
spraying cologne in dirty laundry doesn't work either.
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Oh god, my faith in humanity has just decreased. I hope people don't actually do this.
 
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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: booger711
spraying cologne in dirty laundry doesn't work either.
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Oh god, my faith in humanity has just decreased. I hope people don't actually do this.
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It works well on smelly scoks...unless you decide to bring down your wretched nose right next to my shoe and do 'sniff, sniff! something stinks'....
 
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BigJ

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No.

You wanna know what's REALLY bad. When some morbidly obese people are around (like 400+lbs for women and 500+lb men) come in and they absolutely STINK. You can smell the sh!t stink coming off of their body because they cant even wipe their own ass. And then they throw on all those cologne or Febreeze or whatever the hell they use.

THAT my friend is infinitely worse.
 
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