PSA: The U.S. Treasury no longer mints bills > $100

[Legendary]

Every week I have idiot customers come into my branch with large checks for cashing and they ask for "large bills." As they see me counting the $100s, every week I'll get at least one genius who asks me "Do you have anything larger than that?"
No. I don't. No one does. Such a bill does not exist anymore, and has not existed, as far as I know, since before I was born (1985). If you are considering asking this particular question, please don't, as you will only make yourself look like an even bigger ass than you already are.
Thank you.

 

[icejunkie]

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: icejunkie

 

[BigJ]

Tell your friends I know a guy who has some brand new $500 and $1000 bills 😉

EDIT: Btw, they actually stopped distributing them in 1969.

 

[Mrvile]

I rarely see anything larger than 20 anyway so w/e! 😕

 

[Mo0o]

I have the 1 million dollar bill.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Tell your friends I know a guy who has some brand new $500 and $1000 bills 😉

He could easily triple his money (or more) by selling them to a currency dealer.

 

[cjgallen]

I got a million dollar bill with Bill Gates on it.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: BigJ
Tell your friends I know a guy who has some brand new $500 and $1000 bills 😉

He could easily triple his money (or more) by selling them to a currency dealer.

Smiley = joke! I was talking about producing counterfeit bills.

 

[PawNtheSandman]

What about that guy who gave a Wendys cashier a $2000 bill with G.W.B.'s picture on it and got $1,995 in change?

 

[Injury]

Good thing, too. Because every jackass who is too afraid to have a bank account would try using them at places like gas stations, restaurants, grocery stores and department stores for 5-50 dollar purchases.

 

[Jawo]

Originally posted by: cjgallen
I got a million dollar bill with Bill Gates on it.

ha ha ha.....didnt they come out with a line of them with famous people awhile back?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: PawNtheSandman
What about that guy who gave a Wendys cashier a $2000 bill with G.W.B.'s picture on it and got $1,995 in change?

Major shens. There wouldn't even be that much available because Wendy's incorporates time-locked safes with drops at least every hour.

 

[Hammer]

not for the public anyways. doesn't the federal reserve use $1000 notes? grover cleveland is on them i think.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I have the 1 million dollar bill.

For $0.25 from the bubble capsule vending machine at the supermarket.

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Tell your friends I know a guy who has some brand new $500 and $1000 bills 😉

EDIT: Btw, they actually stopped distributing them in 1969.

Thanks for the info, now I can actually tell these idiots when their magical larger bills stopped being created.
Your friend should definitely sell those bills to currency collectors (if they're real of course).
*eats two cookies given*

 

[Pepsei]

$500+ currencies are worth more than the face value. check ebay.

 

[glen]

http://www.worldwidetreasure.com/prodin...umber=00585&variation=&aitem=1&mitem=1

 

[robphelan]

Originally posted by: Legendary
Every week I have idiot customers come into my branch with large checks for cashing and they ask for "large bills." As they see me counting the $100s, every week I'll get at least one genius who asks me "Do you have anything larger than that?"
No. I don't. No one does. Such a bill does not exist anymore, and has not existed, as far as I know, since before I was born (1985). If you are considering asking this particular question, please don't, as you will only make yourself look like an even bigger ass than you already are.
Thank you.

they don't EXIST anymore? maybe not printed anymore..

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Remember the guy who made the $200 bill with George W Bush on it and an oil rig on the back? rofl

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: glen
http://www.worldwidetreasure.com/prodin...umber=00585&variation=&aitem=1&mitem=1

:shocked:

 

[lokiju]

All I read was, "waaaaaaaaaa!"

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: drum

Originally posted by: glen
http://www.worldwidetreasure.com/prodin...umber=00585&variation=&aitem=1&mitem=1

:shocked:

Which persons are on them?

 

[Ilmater]

"Don't you have anything bigger?"

Something tells me your frustration with getting asked this question too much goes further than with just your customers.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: PawNtheSandman
What about that guy who gave a Wendys cashier a $2000 bill with G.W.B.'s picture on it and got $1,995 in change?

Major shens. There wouldn't even be that much available because Wendy's incorporates time-locked safes with drops at least every hour.

It actually was a $200 bill the lady printed with W on the front. She used it at Walmart where she actually was given change for it, but she was caught soon afterwards.