PSA: the sarcasm card.

SSSnail

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There's a new card that's being thrown around rather generously, it's the Sarcasm Card. This is an automatic win card should you decide to pull it.

Next time you say something and someone argue against you, just say you were being sarcastic, which should automatically fault the one that replied for being witless or is lacking a sense of humor. Make sure you throw in "everybody..." somewhere in your argument too, which gives it credibility. The Sarcasm Card can be used in any situation, any arguments, because it wins.

I was being sarcastic.

Seriously, you guys need to bring your sarcasm meter...

Tap tap...
 

newb111

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Oct 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: SSSnail
There's a new card that's being thrown around rather generously, it's the Sarcasm Card. This is an automatic win card should you decide to pull it.

Next time you say something and someone argue against you, just say you were being sarcastic, which should automatically fault the one that replied for being witless or is lacking a sense of humor. Make sure you throw in "everybody..." somewhere in your argument too, which gives it credibility.

I was being sarcastic.

Seriously, you guys need to bring your sarcasm meter...

Tap tap...

The "it was a joke" card is almost as useful.
 

James Bond

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Jan 21, 2005
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Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: SSSnail
There's a new card that's being thrown around rather generously, it's the Sarcasm Card. This is an automatic win card should you decide to pull it.

Next time you say something and someone argue against you, just say you were being sarcastic, which should automatically fault the one that replied for being witless or is lacking a sense of humor. Make sure you throw in "everybody..." somewhere in your argument too, which gives it credibility.

I was being sarcastic.

Seriously, you guys need to bring your sarcasm meter...

Tap tap...

The "it was a joke" card is almost as useful.

But saying "it was a joke" sometimes is an admit of defeat. Sarcasm card is nothing but victory.
 

newb111

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Oct 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: James Bond
Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: SSSnail
There's a new card that's being thrown around rather generously, it's the Sarcasm Card. This is an automatic win card should you decide to pull it.

Next time you say something and someone argue against you, just say you were being sarcastic, which should automatically fault the one that replied for being witless or is lacking a sense of humor. Make sure you throw in "everybody..." somewhere in your argument too, which gives it credibility.

I was being sarcastic.

Seriously, you guys need to bring your sarcasm meter...

Tap tap...

The "it was a joke" card is almost as useful.

But saying "it was a joke" sometimes is an admit of defeat. Sarcasm card is nothing but victory.

I was being sarcastic.
 

Phoenix86

Lifer
May 21, 2003
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Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: James Bond
Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: SSSnail
There's a new card that's being thrown around rather generously, it's the Sarcasm Card. This is an automatic win card should you decide to pull it.

Next time you say something and someone argue against you, just say you were being sarcastic, which should automatically fault the one that replied for being witless or is lacking a sense of humor. Make sure you throw in "everybody..." somewhere in your argument too, which gives it credibility.

I was being sarcastic.

Seriously, you guys need to bring your sarcasm meter...

Tap tap...

The "it was a joke" card is almost as useful.

But saying "it was a joke" sometimes is an admit of defeat. Sarcasm card is nothing but victory.

I was being sarcastic.

Well played.
 

Phoenix86

Lifer
May 21, 2003
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Originally posted by: SSSnail
There's a new card that's being thrown around rather generously, it's the Sarcasm Card. This is an automatic win card should you decide to pull it.

Next time you say something and someone argue against you, just say you were being sarcastic, which should automatically fault the one that replied for being witless or is lacking a sense of humor. Make sure you throw in "everybody..." somewhere in your argument too, which gives it credibility.

I was being sarcastic.

Seriously, you guys need to bring your sarcasm meter...

Tap tap...
So the obvious question is, who played this card on you and where?
 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: James Bond
Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: SSSnail
There's a new card that's being thrown around rather generously, it's the Sarcasm Card. This is an automatic win card should you decide to pull it.

Next time you say something and someone argue against you, just say you were being sarcastic, which should automatically fault the one that replied for being witless or is lacking a sense of humor. Make sure you throw in "everybody..." somewhere in your argument too, which gives it credibility.

I was being sarcastic.

Seriously, you guys need to bring your sarcasm meter...

Tap tap...

The "it was a joke" card is almost as useful.

But saying "it was a joke" sometimes is an admit of defeat. Sarcasm card is nothing but victory.

I was being sarcastic.

I was joki--- DEFEAT
 
Oct 20, 2005
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Originally posted by: SSSnail
Read the "I pulled over a cop" thread.

lol I just read the cop thread and saw that guy say:

I don't recall stating either of those positions. Learn to attack the argument, and acquire a taste for sarcasm. You'll make for a better conversationalist.

His "rebuttal" was such a lame answer to your post.
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: James Bond
Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: SSSnail
There's a new card that's being thrown around rather generously, it's the Sarcasm Card. This is an automatic win card should you decide to pull it.

Next time you say something and someone argue against you, just say you were being sarcastic, which should automatically fault the one that replied for being witless or is lacking a sense of humor. Make sure you throw in "everybody..." somewhere in your argument too, which gives it credibility.

I was being sarcastic.

Seriously, you guys need to bring your sarcasm meter...

Tap tap...

The "it was a joke" card is almost as useful.

But saying "it was a joke" sometimes is an admit of defeat. Sarcasm card is nothing but victory.

I was being sarcastic.
Flawless Victory!
 

daniel1113

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Jun 6, 2003
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Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Read the "I pulled over a cop" thread.

lol I just read the cop thread and saw that guy say:

I don't recall stating either of those positions. Learn to attack the argument, and acquire a taste for sarcasm. You'll make for a better conversationalist.

His "rebuttal" was such a lame answer to your post.

Compared to his totally awesome answer to my initial post?
 

SSSnail

Lifer
Nov 29, 2006
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Originally posted by: daniel1113
Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Read the "I pulled over a cop" thread.

lol I just read the cop thread and saw that guy say:

I don't recall stating either of those positions. Learn to attack the argument, and acquire a taste for sarcasm. You'll make for a better conversationalist.

His "rebuttal" was such a lame answer to your post.

Compared to his totally awesome answer to my initial post?

I was being sarcastic.

...

That's two wins for me today. SO MUCH WIN!!!