PSA: The Official "______ gets you laid" list

[aplefka]

So far we've got

Improper grammar
5 monitors
Thick ones
Milk biscuits
Accents
Eating sh1t
Watching The Notebook
Honda S-E-X models
Slick bottle-openers
Goatse
Anything AceMcMac does
Dannyboy Song
Chick flicks
Crack
Taking a ride in the Dongcopter
Taking a ride in the Fartcopter
RossMAN
Ventrilo
Saying goodnight
Senses of humor

However, the "does not get you laid" list consists of the following:

Vintage Atari t-shirt
Counter-strike
Halo 2 t-shirt

Feel free to add your own suggestions and I'll add them to the major list. If you haven't figured it out, just put each phrase in front of the words "gets you laid" and you've got a nice little laundry list.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Slick bottle-openers.

 

[DannyBoy]

goatse gets you laid.

 

[SithSolo1]

The CS bit is BS. It will get me laid, I know it.

 

[amol]

Hawt accent

 

[Hyperblaze]

Chick flicks?

 

[Merlyn3D]

Add "Halo 2 t-shirt" to the "does not get you laid" list.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

I think we also confirmed that crack will get you laid.

And the dong copter.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Add "Halo 2 t-shirt" to the "does not get you laid" list.

what are you talking about, he ended up getting laid.

 

[DannyBoy]

oh yeah, Fart-Copter, Dong-Copter, Loller-Skates, ROFLCopter and crack all gets you laid.

oh and omgwtfbbqgrass gets you laid.

So does pot.

Oh and acemcmac gets you laid.

 

[DannyBoy]

RossMAN also, gets you laid.

And ventrilo.

 

[Hyperblaze]

how about a talented tongue?

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Bumpity.

 

[aplefka]

Any additions?

 

[anxi80]

chloroform and a rag gets you laid.

 

[DannyBoy]

You forgot acemcmac

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: anxi80
chloroform and a rag gets you laid.

oh yeah that was a good one.

Add, 'neonerd attempting to copy Dans British Accent' to the list of things that does not get you anywhere.

 

[Ketteringo]

Money
Rohypnol
Shirts from Express for men (I never said *who* it would get you laid by)

 

[Ryan]

spongebob squarepants watches

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: anxi80
chloroform and a rag gets you laid.

also roofies

How about adding mullets to the does "not get you laid" list?

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
spongebob squarepants watches

Come on ventrilo

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: rbloedow
spongebob squarepants watches

Come on ventrilo

I don't have a microphone

 

[quizzelsnatch]

Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Add "Halo 2 t-shirt" to the "does not get you laid" list.

uhhh if i recall correctly... he DID get laid. but, i mean, in real life you wouldn't. i think that was a synthetic benchmark or something.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: rbloedow
spongebob squarepants watches

Come on ventrilo

I don't have a microphone

Buy one

RossMAN should be able to sort you out a coupon code

 

[DaWhim]

ipod doesn't get you laid, ipot does.