PSA: Restroom Etiquette

[CPA]

When using a restroom, such as the one in your place of work, and you're in a stall please hold off from grunting until everyone else has left. Thank you.

 

[Ns1]

related:

If you work in a business related environment and piss on the toilet seat, you deserve to die.

That is all.

 

[seepy83]

related:

If you work in a business related environment and piss on the toilet seat, you deserve to die.

That is all.

That's bad...but I've been told the women's room in my office gets way more disgusting than a little bit of piss on the seat. One day there was balls of shit smeared on the wall. I kid you not. Shit on the wall of a private office bathroom. Who the F do I work with?

 

[Capt Caveman]

When using a restroom, such as the one in your place of work, and you're in a stall please hold off from grunting until everyone else has left. Thank you.

Were you on the phone in the stall over?

 

[jhansman]

Where I work, the closest bathroom to most of us is mobbed, all day. Trying to take a quiet dump in there is just not doable. I usually go across the building to a less occupied toilet to get some privacy. It's the little things...

 

[CPA]

Were you on the phone in the stall over?

Thank you for reminding me of another PSA.

 

[Krazy4Real]

If you have to grunt, you need more fiber. That should be the psa.

 

[dank69]

Am I still allowed to fart at the urinal? :hmm:

 

[SunnyD]

You're in a fucking restroom, what the hell do you expect?

 

[SKORPI0]

:biggrin:

 

[Ns1]

That's bad...but I've been told the women's room in my office gets way more disgusting than a little bit of piss on the seat. One day there was balls of shit smeared on the wall. I kid you not. Shit on the wall of a private office bathroom. Who the F do I work with?

wow...

 

[surfsatwerk]

When using a restroom, such as the one in your place of work, and you're in a stall please hold off from grunting until everyone else has left. Thank you.

I have torn guard rails off the walls, when necessary, in order pewp successfully.

 

[Vic Vega]

It's the bathroom. The purpose is to piss and shit. There is no other purpose. Now, that doesn't mean we can't keep the place clean and tidy.

Grunting is acceptable. Farting at the urinal is also acceptable. If you don't like it, grow up. Everybody poops.

 

[Macamus Prime]

When using a restroom, such as the one in your place of work, and you're in a stall please hold off from grunting until everyone else has left. Thank you.

This.

Some people here at work sound like they are wrestling a bear in their bathroom stall.

The heavy breathing alone is a sign that they should stop eating deep fried foods, cakes, cookies and slabs of butter.

Also, the explosive plops are disturbing. It sounds like lentil soup is being poured into the toilet. Lay down some fucking toilet paper. That way, you won't disgust your co-workers, nor get toilet water all over your fat ass.

 

[PottedMeat]

When using a restroom, such as the one in your place of work, and you're in a stall please hold off from grunting until everyone else has left. Thank you.

but grunting tells the person entering the bathroom the stall is occupied!

 

[monk3y]

Pretty weird... I don't even grunt when I'm alone. Maybe I'm not old enough to have troubles with pooping yet.

 

[spidey07]

When using a restroom, such as the one in your place of work, and you're in a stall please hold off from grunting until everyone else has left. Thank you.

I like to make extra grunts to make the other guy feel uncomfortable. I even throw in a "who's your daddy!" every now and then. Sometimes the guy next to me is cool and will try to out grunt me and throw in a "oh boy".

 

[JulesMaximus]

Am I still allowed to fart at the urinal? :hmm:

Yes, the louder and more disgusting the better.

 

[Jeeebus]

I like to make extra grunts to make the other guy feel uncomfortable. I even throw in a "who's your daddy!" every now and then. Sometimes the guy next to me is cool and will try to out grunt me and throw in a "oh boy".

I think you're confusing bathroom etiquette with gay porn.

I'm not one to leap to conclusions, but the act of one man with his pants around his ankles performance grunting for another man with his dick in his hands... well, that's kinda gay.

 

[spidey07]

Yes, the louder and more disgusting the better.

I'm over 40 now. I don't force a fart at the urinal, frequently winds up being a shart. I learned my lesson.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I swear, some of you fairy princesses need to get over yourselves. It's a mens bathroom...people poop in there.

 

[ShawnD1]

related:

If you work in a business related environment and piss on the toilet seat, you deserve to die.

That is all.

I'm in a business environment and someone actually shit on the toilet seat. This is a secured building and you need a key card to get to this floor. Someone needs to be fired or killed.

 

[ElFenix]

rule #1: don't converse in the restroom. unless you're telling bad dick jokes like the private eye convention one.
corollary to that is that conversation must cease from entry into the stall/urinal area until hand washing commences.

 

[Ns1]

I'm in a business environment and someone actually shit on the toilet seat. This is a secured building and you need a key card to get to this floor. Someone needs to be fired or killed.

def

rule #2: don't converse in the restroom. unless you're telling bad dick jokes like the private eye convention one.
corollary to that is that conversation must cease from entry into the stall area until hand washing commences.

I bike to work so I change in the restrooms in the morning. Without fail, some british guy walks into the stall next to me almost every morning on the phone with his buddy talking about soccer.

 

[JulesMaximus]

rule #2: don't converse in the restroom. unless you're telling bad dick jokes like the private eye convention one.
corollary to that is that conversation must cease from entry into the stall area until hand washing commences.

I've had conversations with the guy standing next to me while pissing.