PSA: Public Bathrooms

[minendo]

This needs to be posted in all public bathrooms.

 

[ElFenix]

http://www.salon.com/2013/07/26/found_guilty_of_the_worst_bowel_movement_ever/

And what a mess. The poor maintenance worker who had to deal with it said that “seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces” while more was “smeared more than two feet up on the walls” and “on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl,” according to the opinion.

The outrageously graphic 57-page court document, written by distinguished judges who sit one level below the U.S. Supreme Court, includes vivid comparisons to spaghetti with meat sauce and chunky peanut butter. There are also photos of the bathroom where the crime took place, though mercifully after it had already been cleaned.

 

[AMCRambler]

http://www.salon.com/2013/07/26/found_guilty_of_the_worst_bowel_movement_ever/

Did the state's charges include "Whoever denied it, supplied it"?

 

[Gunslinger08]

http://www.salon.com/2013/07/26/found_guilty_of_the_worst_bowel_movement_ever/

Holy shit.