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PSA: Police are warning all men

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Originally posted by: Sundog
Originally posted by: zebano
Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
:beer: Fat chicks need love too!!! :beer:

Fat chicks are like mopeds... Fun to ride until your friends find out.

That is the best you can come up with?:roll:

Raise your hand if you missed the Family Guy reference


You could just whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks

...no, we already covered that
 
Originally posted by: IamElectro
WARNING:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps,and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected,
like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.


That is all

hahahaha
beer goggles are on already! what are you talking about!
 
Originally posted by: Sundog
Originally posted by: JoeKing
if it wasn't for beer, fat chicks wouldn't get laid.


Neither would you.

ZZZING!

Don't say you didn't set yourself up for it though. 😉

And to the OP, funny, first time I had seen this so I chuckled.
 
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