PSA: Passing gas in an office is not acceptable

[HN]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: torpid
Pah... I refuse to complain about workplace flatulence when a far worse beast is around lately, the fitness center flatulence.

LOL, if you've never accidently squeezed one out at the gym you aren't working hard enough. It is rather embarrassing though, you just have to pretend that it didn't happen.

Yeah, I am talking about guys or gals who are releasing CONSTANT gas for their entire workout.

i think it has to do with the protein shakes that they're drinking.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: HN

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: torpid
Pah... I refuse to complain about workplace flatulence when a far worse beast is around lately, the fitness center flatulence.

LOL, if you've never accidently squeezed one out at the gym you aren't working hard enough. It is rather embarrassing though, you just have to pretend that it didn't happen.

Yeah, I am talking about guys or gals who are releasing CONSTANT gas for their entire workout.

i think it has to do with the protein shakes that they're drinking.

I thought protein shakes just caused vomitting? 😉

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I hate silent assassins :|

 

[yuppiejr]

Aah, the benefits of a private office... though the funny looks when people wander in during a "red flag" event are usually priceless. Getting punched awake by a wife who's awoken gagging to your beer + egg salad fart and then getting guilt tripped for her tiredness the next day also ranks right up there. I'm far to immature to have a child, poor thing... 🙂 Though after feeding her pureed green beans she could put daddy to shame with her own 5 month old flatulence which somehow merits a dirty look at me by her mother...

 

[Eli]

:laugh:

Ridiculous.

Your assertion, that is.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: waggy
I would rather bare the shame then bare the pain...🙂

You mean bear as in "carry."
Bare means "expose."
:frown:
Live and learn.

 

[Indolent]

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: Citrix
you have 2 choices

1. tell the person to take it outside
2. move

if you do neither of the above STFU

You sir, have never worked in an office. That or never at a large corporation.

Option #1 would result in a visit from HR and a write-up. :laugh:
Option #2 is a no go as we all have our own desks.

An HR visit for telling someone their gas smells? Where do you work???

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Indolent

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: Citrix
you have 2 choices

1. tell the person to take it outside
2. move

if you do neither of the above STFU

You sir, have never worked in an office. That or never at a large corporation.

Option #1 would result in a visit from HR and a write-up. :laugh:
Option #2 is a no go as we all have our own desks.

An HR visit for telling someone their gas smells? Where do you work???

We'll if you tell someone "if you fart like that again, I'm gonna crush your fucking head", that might get an HR visit. :shocked:

 

[TecHNooB]

Farts don't kill, protein farts do 🙁

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: waggy
I would rather bare the shame then bare the pain...🙂

It's "bear" and "than." 😉

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: HN

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: torpid
Pah... I refuse to complain about workplace flatulence when a far worse beast is around lately, the fitness center flatulence.

LOL, if you've never accidently squeezed one out at the gym you aren't working hard enough. It is rather embarrassing though, you just have to pretend that it didn't happen.

Yeah, I am talking about guys or gals who are releasing CONSTANT gas for their entire workout.

i think it has to do with the protein shakes that they're drinking.

QFT. This is one of the reasons I gave up a high-protein diet.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: HN

Originally posted by: bonkers325
i just get up and stroll around when i have to fart. disseminate the smell!

crop duster!

:laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Manager's cloth covered office chair + burrito fart = comedy gold.

Plant the bomb, stand back while he sits down, and he'll be afraid to sit for the rest of his life 🙂

 

[AmigaMan]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Manager's cloth covered office chair + burrito fart = comedy gold.

Plant the bomb, stand back while he sits down, and he'll be afraid to sit for the rest of his life 🙂

LMAO! This thread is awesome!

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Indolent

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: Citrix
you have 2 choices

1. tell the person to take it outside
2. move

if you do neither of the above STFU

You sir, have never worked in an office. That or never at a large corporation.

Option #1 would result in a visit from HR and a write-up. :laugh:
Option #2 is a no go as we all have our own desks.

An HR visit for telling someone their gas smells? Where do you work???

We'll if you tell someone "if you fart like that again, I'm gonna crush your fucking head", that might get an HR visit. :shocked:

LOL good save!

I was starting to worry that farts might be constitutionaly protected.