PSA: Never trust skinny women

[madoka]

I got burned again.

NEVER, EVER trust a skinny woman's review on Yelp concerning food portions. They are just a different species; more bird than human.

I went to this restaurant today for lunch. It was a bit pricey (e.g. $13 for fried rice), but I read the Yelp reviews that said they served "huge portions." What they really served were kid's meal sized portions. I had to order a second meal to feel satiated. If I had checked out the user pics, I would have noticed that the reviews claiming gut-busting portions all came from skinny women.

Yelp needs to rank fat people reviews higher than others. When it comes to food, fat people's opinions should weigh more!

 

[TheGardener]

Mandatory BMI on Yelp Food Reviews.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Unless it was a new restaurant that no one else wrong a review on, there should be plenty of other reviews.

And, if all the other review are by skinny women, then you would not like eating there, since you are a fat woman yourself.

 

[PliotronX]

Mandatory BMI on Yelp Food Reviews.

Wouldn't work because the humpback whales would totally fudge their numbers.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Yelp needs to rank fat people reviews higher than others. When it comes to food, fat people's opinions should weigh more!

Everything about fat people weighs more.

But no, their opinions on food should not be given special priority. Sure, if they say portions are huge that can be taken as gospel, but as for the quality of the food they can't be trusted any more than skinny women can be trusted on portion sizes. Fat people didn't get fat by being discriminating about what they put in their mouth. Most of them got fat on junk food.

 

[Rakehellion]

Never trust women.

 

[Rakehellion]

Yelp needs to rank fat people reviews higher than others. When it comes to food, fat people's opinions should weigh more!

No, fat people aren't picky. That's why they're fat. See: All members of this forum who like Five Guys.

 

[TheSlamma]

Yelp needs to rank fat people reviews higher than others. When it comes to food, fat people's opinions should weigh more!

No way, you guys will eat sauteed raccoon assholes on a stick, your reviews would be purely based on portion to price and not include flavor at all.

 

[poofyhairguy]

OP, you do know that most really acclaimed restaurants have small portions right? You might as well say "Don't trust any restaurant that doesn't have a hamburger on the menu."

 

[Strk]

How big is the OP?

 

[PliotronX]

How big is the OP?

 

[destrekor]

No, fat people aren't picky. That's why they're fat. See: All members of this forum who like Five Guys.

Five Guys is fucking delicious and you should feel bad.

see: this skinny guy

 

[PliotronX]

No, fat people aren't picky. That's why they're fat. See: All members of this forum who like White Castle.

FTFY

 

[disappoint]

Madoka is a fatty? I always pictured him as a thin Asian fellow.

 

[SP33Demon]

Just change it to never trust Yelp. Half of those reviews are fake.

 

[who?]

Maybe those reviews are sarcasm. One meal should only have enough Calories to keep you going for eight hours.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Go back to your Olive Garden all you can eat breadsticks and salads.

 

[Jeff7]

My idea of a reasonable restaurant portion is anything on the kid's menu. Regular portions are more like two full meals than one.



Tweet.

 

[Eug]

Birds eat far more than humans in terms of food vs. body weight.

A small bird may eat something like 10 to 35% of its body weight in food every day.

For a skinny woman of say 115 lbs, that would be 12-40 lbs of food a day.

 

[Anonemous]

/looks at pics of food to judge portions

 

[Muse]

Never trust women.

Women eat less than men, especially thin women, how do you think they stay thin? They "think thin." If you're concerned about portion sizes, and you're male, you should give more credence to comments concerning portion sizes from males.

 

[ControlD]

I don't know but I've been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul.

 

[PliotronX]

Go back to your Olive Garden all you can eat breadsticks and salads.

I rate this post 7.5/10, would read again :sneaky:

 

[who?]

I don't know but I've been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul.

Oh. I always thought he was singing "A filleted woman ain't got no sole.".

 

[ALIVE]

lol
thats why at least in europe
the portion sized is regulated
when you sell a portion of rice it has to be a minimum amount of rice
or else it is not qualified as a portion
of course if you want you can sell any size above

and that law is in place so you can check restaurants
now when the portion size was created is to provide you a good enough meal
to support a healthy person

so by that if you found the portions small
sorry but any restaurant will not do for you

and when is a portion big or good??
for 100 kg person
200 kg person
300 kg person?

what an overweight person 150 kilos may find satisfactory is not for one weight 200 so ???

even if fat people reviewed and said it is okey
you may still get disappointed