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PSA: NEVER EVER, EVER...

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ruffilb

Diamond Member
"and don't worry about offending me"

ESPECIALLY if it's preceded by

"should i put that i'm average or slim/slender?"

😱

That is all.
 
Let's make this an educational and ongoing thread!

Take the title and add your own personal experiences! What good fun! 🙂

NEVER EVER, EVER listen to a girl when she says:

I'm on the pill....
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😱 You'll wind up with child support payments for 18 years, your family will hate you and you'll be so morally divided for the rest of your life that you'll wish you handn't had that drunken tyrst in the back seat of her car.


Werd.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Let's make this an educational and ongoing thread!

Take the title and add your own personal experiences! What good fun! 🙂

NEVER EVER, EVER listen to a girl when she says:

I'm on the pill....
Click to expand...

😱 You'll wind up with child support payments for 18 years, your family will hate you and you'll be so morally divided for the rest of your life that you'll wish you handn't had that drunken tyrst in the back seat of her car.


Werd.
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Make sure you're there when she gets the shot = pr0blem no more.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Let's make this an educational and ongoing thread!

Take the title and add your own personal experiences! What good fun! 🙂

NEVER EVER, EVER listen to a girl when she says:

I'm on the pill....
Click to expand...

😱 You'll wind up with child support payments for 18 years, your family will hate you and you'll be so morally divided for the rest of your life that you'll wish you handn't had that drunken tyrst in the back seat of her car.


Werd.
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Yup. Also, make sure you use your OWN condom if you don't know hew very well. Using a random girls' condom on a one night stand is a bad thing.
 
Originally posted by: ruffilb
"and don't worry about offending me"

ESPECIALLY if it's preceded by

"should i put that i'm average or slim/slender?"
Click to expand...

What is her clothing size? 5/6?
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Let's make this an educational and ongoing thread!

Take the title and add your own personal experiences! What good fun! 🙂

NEVER EVER, EVER listen to a girl when she says:

I'm on the pill....
Click to expand...

😱 You'll wind up with child support payments for 18 years, your family will hate you and you'll be so morally divided for the rest of your life that you'll wish you handn't had that drunken tyrst in the back seat of her car.


Werd.
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But it is the 21st century, the ass is the new vagina....problem solved.

 
Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: Anubis
no no no

its

NEVER EVER, EVER..
listen to a woman, period
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even when she's offering advice such as 'if you buy me a drink i'll shag you"?
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no, you've already done that by instinct.
 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Let's make this an educational and ongoing thread!

Take the title and add your own personal experiences! What good fun! 🙂

NEVER EVER, EVER listen to a girl when she says:

I'm on the pill....
Click to expand...

😱 You'll wind up with child support payments for 18 years, your family will hate you and you'll be so morally divided for the rest of your life that you'll wish you handn't had that drunken tyrst in the back seat of her car.

Most of them are reluctant to put one there.

Werd.
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But it is the 21st century, the ass is the new vagina....problem solved.
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