PSA: Murder by panda!

[raptor13]

This panda walks into a fancy restaurant, takes a seat, and places his order. The waiter brings the panda his food and right away the panda beings eating. Just as the waiter is walking to the panda's table with the check in hand, the panda suddenly stands up, whips out a pistol, and shoots the waiter square in the chest! He quickly turns and runs for the door as the maitre d shouts, "Someone stop him! Stop the panda!"

The panda stops, faces the maitre d, and throws a tattered book at him. He says softly, "Turn to page 88." He then runs off.

The maitre d turns to page 88 where he finds, "Panda: A black and white bear-like creature native to China. Commonly eats, shoots, and leaves."









LEARN TO PUNCTUATE AND SPELL, YOU INGRATES!!! Have a nice day. 😀

 

[KeyserSoze]

Boooourns.




KeyserSoze

 

[KLin]

3.5/10

 

[Jzero]

<pedantic>Actually, the punchline written out should not have the commas - "eats shoots and leaves."</pedantic>

 

[conjur]

I have yet to read that book. I bought it after hearing the author interviewed on NPR.


And, um, raptor13?

Might want to proof-read before berating others!

and right away the panda beings eating

 

[dighn]

that's pretty lame 😀

 

[nakedfrog]

I like the hooker version better.

 

[GasX]

Wow that is the worst version of this repost ever...

 

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I like the hooker version better.

You're probably refering to the Kaola joke about eating bush and leaves.