PSA-Keep America Beautiful

[techs]

If you have spent the winter stuffing your face with burgers, fries and bacon while your ass tattooed your chair....

DO NOT PUT ON LAST YEARS SHORTS, HALTER TOPS, ETC. without checking in the mirror.

 

[Dominato3r]

Americans are fat thread?

Americans are fat thread.

 

[Kadarin]

Oh, they check the mirror.. They've just decided to not give a crap.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Muffin tops make me sick to my stomach. There is no way in hell it's comfortable.

Fat guys can pull fat off, because they generally cover up with loose clothing.

Fat women just let all that shit hang out. They must have loved wearing stretch clothing when they were hot at some point. And, they continue to wear it when they are 100 pds over weight.

 

[Scotteq]

Yaaaft?

 

[highland145]

So. Just got back from wal-mart.

 

[Newbian]

The sad thing is it's mostly the warm / southern states that are where all the fatties are as they are the fattest states.

Maybe they need to get off their chairs and out of the AC rooms and start sweating a bit.

 

[destrekor]

Americans are fat thread?

Americans are fat thread.

Indeed, I do believe it is an Americans are fat thread.

Yes, it most certainly is an Americans are fat thread.

By golly





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are Americans fat?
:hmm:

 

[IcePickFreak]

 

[BoomerD]

Fuck you...we're in the upper 80's to low 90's this week...I'm gonna be rocking my Jorts.

 

[techs]

Fuck you...we're in the upper 80's to low 90's this week...I'm gonna be rocking my Jorts.

"Voted sexiest man of AT-2007":\
http://www.jorts.com/

 

[highland145]

Fuck you...we're in the upper 80's to low 90's this week...I'm gonna be rocking my Jorts.

Had to google it.

Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

 

[Joseph F]

I'm currently wearing a pair of Jorts.

 

[highland145]

I'm currently wearing a pair of Jorts.

Look up one post.

 

[shortylickens]

I been trying to lose weight, honest I have.

 

[BoomerD]

Look up one post.

 

[highland145]

You in jorts :thumbsup: AT sexy man.

Joe F in jorts......gtfo.

Who is that? Your yard guy on his day off?

 

[BoomerD]

You in jorts :thumbsup: AT sexy man.

Joe F in jorts......gtfo.

Who is that? Your yard guy on his day off?

Nah, I'm a racist...I don't hire gangbangers.

But come on...how does it get any sexier than this?

(I miss the long hair and beard)

 

[highland145]

Nah, I'm a racist...I don't hire gangbangers.

But come on...how does it get any sexier than this?

(I miss the long hair and beard)

LOOK OUT. There's some small rodent about to bite your ankle.

Edit: Is that snow?

Edit2: Sorry. Creek.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Oh, they check the mirror.. They've just decided to not give a crap.

No, they skip the mirror and they check the food court at the mall. Compared to the water buffalo they see stuffing their faces with cinnabons they think they look okay.

 

[highland145]

No, they skip the mirror and they check the food court at the mall. Compared to the water buffalo they see stuffing their faces with cinnabons they think they look okay.

 

[BoomerD]

LOOK OUT. There's some small rodent about to bite your ankle.

Edit: Is that snow?

Edit2: Sorry. Creek.

Hey...don't make fun of my little yellow rat dog friend...

That's actually just snow melt run-off at Yosemite, not an actual creek.
(damn, it's hard to believe that was taken 5 years ago this week...my how time flies)

 

[hanoverphist]

being about 100lbs overweight, id love one of you fucktards to walk up to me in public and say something like that.


edit:

sorry, i dont sport the jorts tho.

 

[zinfamous]

Americans are fat and pale thread?

amended

 

[BoomerD]

being about 100lbs overweight, id love one of you fucktards to walk up to me in public and say something like that.

Whacha gonna do...sit on them?



(from one fat ass to another)