PSA: Jose Cuervo sucks for shooting

Crusty

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It's fine to make drinks with..but shooting it is gross.

Thank you for you time!
 

BlamoHammer

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Originally posted by: MCrusty
<--- poor college student

1. Find a good looking girl to be friends with. The good news is that since you post here, odds are that any good looking girl will only want to be friends with you.

2. Have said girl go find other guys who have money and get them to buy her things, including a high quality Tequila such as Cabo Wabo.

3. Provided she doesn't ditch you for the other guys, have her bring back the tequila and do shots with her until she is drunk enough to consent to sexual intercourse

4. Profit!
 

Crusty

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Sep 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: BlamoHammer
Originally posted by: MCrusty
<--- poor college student

1. Find a good looking girl to be friends with. The good news is that since you post here, odds are that any good looking girl will only want to be friends with you.

2. Have said girl go find other guys who have money and get them to buy her things, including a high quality Tequila such as Cabo Wabo.

3. Provided she doesn't ditch you for the other guys, have her bring back the tequila and do shots with her until she is drunk enough to consent to sexual intercourse

4. Profit!

Hahahahhaahahha, my best friend is *very* good lookin girl, and I always buy her things..that's why i'm pooor!
 

BlamoHammer

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Originally posted by: MCrusty
Originally posted by: BlamoHammer
Originally posted by: MCrusty
<--- poor college student

1. Find a good looking girl to be friends with. The good news is that since you post here, odds are that any good looking girl will only want to be friends with you.

2. Have said girl go find other guys who have money and get them to buy her things, including a high quality Tequila such as Cabo Wabo.

3. Provided she doesn't ditch you for the other guys, have her bring back the tequila and do shots with her until she is drunk enough to consent to sexual intercourse

4. Profit!

Hahahahhaahahha, my best friend is *very* good lookin girl, and I always buy her things..that's why i'm pooor!

See, thats where youve gone wrong. You don't spend money on the girl you aren't hooking up with. This just leaves you broke for the time when you actually get a good opportunity. Put my plan in action and watch your happiness rise!

Oh yeah, pics?
 

Crusty

Lifer
Sep 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: BlamoHammer
Originally posted by: MCrusty
Originally posted by: BlamoHammer
Originally posted by: MCrusty
<--- poor college student

1. Find a good looking girl to be friends with. The good news is that since you post here, odds are that any good looking girl will only want to be friends with you.

2. Have said girl go find other guys who have money and get them to buy her things, including a high quality Tequila such as Cabo Wabo.

3. Provided she doesn't ditch you for the other guys, have her bring back the tequila and do shots with her until she is drunk enough to consent to sexual intercourse

4. Profit!

Hahahahhaahahha, my best friend is *very* good lookin girl, and I always buy her things..that's why i'm pooor!

See, thats where youve gone wrong. You don't spend money on the girl you aren't hooking up with. This just leaves you broke for the time when you actually get a good opportunity. Put my plan in action and watch your happiness rise!

Oh yeah, pics?[/q

Hahaha, the eventual plan is to hook up with said girl!

oh..ygpm
 

Crusty

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Sep 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Anybody ever try Tequila Mico?

It was on sale at a local liquor store.

Not bad.

Never had it, although I do like Petron :)
 

BlamoHammer

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Originally posted by: MCrusty
Originally posted by: BlamoHammer
Originally posted by: MCrusty
<--- poor college student

1. Find a good looking girl to be friends with. The good news is that since you post here, odds are that any good looking girl will only want to be friends with you.

2. Have said girl go find other guys who have money and get them to buy her things, including a high quality Tequila such as Cabo Wabo.

3. Provided she doesn't ditch you for the other guys, have her bring back the tequila and do shots with her until she is drunk enough to consent to sexual intercourse

4. Profit!

Hahahahhaahahha, my best friend is *very* good lookin girl, and I always buy her things..that's why i'm pooor!

Hotness confirmed!
 

Slickone

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Jose Cuervo Clasico or Especial is vile for shooting/sipping and should be avoided unless you're mixing. There's now a Jose Cuervo Tradicional that is 100% agave, and while it doesn't compare to the more expensive tequila's, it is better tasting, and less hangover iducive, than Clasico/Especial.
More good tequilas mentioned in this thread.