PSA: If you use the toilet at McDonalds

Pardus

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The poo goes in the toilet, not on the handle, floor, walls and toilet seat. I stopped at a McDonalds to use the restroom, they only have those stupid hand dryers, no paper. So i go into the stall to get some toilet paper to dry my hands after washing them and it looked like the toilet shot the waste straight up like a volcano erupted, it was everywhere.

There was even poop on the toilet paper, freaking disgusting. I told the manager, they sent this poor kid in there with a mop and bucket to neutralize the threat.

If the person made a mess like this at a public restroom, can only imagine what his house looks like.
 

NFS4

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Drying hands with toilet paper? Does not compute.

Wet hands + toilet paper = mess
 

Pardus

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well, i didn't touch the nasty toilet paper, grabbed some napkins instead.
 

Fritzo

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This seems to be true of all public restrooms. I'd love (or hate) to see what these people do at home.
 

88keys

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The poo goes in the toilet, not on the handle, floor, walls and toilet seat. I stopped at a McDonalds to use the restroom, they only have those stupid hand dryers, no paper. So i go into the stall to get some toilet paper to dry my hands after washing them and it looked like the toilet shot the waste straight up like a volcano erupted, it was everywhere.

There was even poop on the toilet paper, freaking disgusting. I told the manager, they sent this poor kid in there with a mop and bucket to neutralize the threat.

If the person made a mess like this at a public restroom, can only imagine what his house looks like.

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When I was 18 or 19, I worked at a McDonald's and was asked to clean up a mess in a bathroom similar to what you describe. I refused to do it and was fired for insubordination.

Not a decision that I regret.
 

WelshBloke

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This seems to be true of all public restrooms. I'd love (or hate) to see what these people do at home.

I'm thinking that this is a peculiarly American thing. I've never seen a public toilet like that. I've seen stinky, or unclean or even some with discarded needles in, but never some where someone has made an effort to make them shitty.
 

SlickSnake

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When I was 18 or 19, I worked at a McDonald's and was asked to clean up a mess in a bathroom similar to what you describe. I refused to do it and was fired for insubordination.

Not a decision that I regret.

Sometimes when you bend over after holding it a while, pressure plus gravity equals explosive decompression while bending over, much like in the pic.

Not that I know anything about that you understand...
 

HeXen

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Sounds like someone is a virgin to public restrooms. However I'll point out that it can and does happen in any public restroom, not just McD's. The reasons such people do it are not because they don't know how to properly operate in one. The cause is one of many such mental disorder's that are very common throughout the world.
Now go watch some video's of guys who like to ejaculate into donut dough and serve it to you.
 

Ruptga

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Sounds like someone is a virgin to public restrooms. However I'll point out that it can and does happen in any public restroom, not just McD's. The reasons such people do it are not because they don't know how to properly operate in one. The cause is one of many such mental disorder's that are very common throughout the world.
Now go watch some video's of guys who like to ejaculate into donut dough and serve it to you.

Well, as long as they cook it first...
 

Auric

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Unsure for which I am less inclined to utilize said establishment: toilet or food.
 

Red Squirrel

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I don't get why people do that either. I guess they feel proud of themselves that they can make the bathroom that nasty. "That was MY poop that did that! Yay me!".
 

TallBill

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When I was 18 or 19, I worked at a McDonald's and was asked to clean up a mess in a bathroom similar to what you describe. I refused to do it and was fired for insubordination.

Not a decision that I regret.

I can clean up puke all day. No dookie though
 

natto fire

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Out of curiosity, what do you not like about hand dryers? I really liked them back when I didn't live in swamp air, but even still I can appreciate that they never need refilled and work 99% of the time with proper technique.

Considering the clientele and employees of your average McDonalds, I think you should be grateful if the toilet even flushes.

Did you buy anything at the McD's or just used them like a glorified rest area? I agree folks should at least pretend like they are living in a civilized world, but it clearly is difficult for many.
 

SlickSnake

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Out of curiosity, what do you not like about hand dryers? I really liked them back when I didn't live in swamp air, but even still I can appreciate that they never need refilled and work 99% of the time with proper technique.

Considering the clientele and employees of your average McDonalds, I think you should be grateful if the toilet even flushes.

Did you buy anything at the McD's or just used them like a glorified rest area? I agree folks should at least pretend like they are living in a civilized world, but it clearly is difficult for many.

I guess you never used an overpowered Dyson hand drier where you put both of your hands in a cramped space and the machine then blows all the water off your hands and straight onto your face. Sometimes over designing something is just as bad as under designing it is.

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If he was actually using his contraption, his hair would be blowing up, his sleeves would be full of air and even his shirt tail would be blown up. You can only use these while stretching your arms out as far as they can go, and bending your back as far away from it as possible, then it still gets water spots all over your glasses and face, even if your heads turned to the side.
 
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mnewsham

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If he was actually using his contraption, his hair would be blowing up, his sleeves would be full of air and even his shirt tail would be blown up. You can only use these while stretching your arms out as far as they can go, and bending your back as far away from it as possible, then it still gets water spots all over your glasses and face, even if your heads turned to the side.

I'm not sure if you're stupid or just inept... I use these every day at work, if you know how to properly use one they are quick as hell and very efficient, doesn't get me wet at all, they don't blow upwards at all unless you do something retarded with your hands.
 

nickbits

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I hate hand driers because the take forever and never fully dry your hand. Although I did think the dyson dryer worked ok.
 

SlickSnake

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I'm not sure if you're stupid or just inept... I use these every day at work, if you know how to properly use one they are quick as hell and very efficient, doesn't get me wet at all, they don't blow upwards at all unless you do something retarded with your hands.

I have large hands, no doubt a lot larger than yours are, and they barely even fit in the damn contraption and they blow water all over the damn place. Maybe they can be adjusted somehow, I don't know, but when I see one now, I do not use it. You can enjoy it with all the other lady fingers out there to your hearts content.

If it wasn't a failed contraption, it would suck the water off your hands, using suction, like his vacuums, imagine that, and not blow the water out all the openings like it does.
 
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