PSA: If you make decaf coffee at work you are worse than hitler

[lxskllr]

Decaffeinated coffee used to make my stomach hurt. They may have improved the process in the decades since I last had any, but I'm not interested in artificially manipulated food. Decaffeinated coffee is like fat free butter, or alcohol free scotch.

 

[MongGrel]

If I see decaf in my general area, I'll dump it, he he.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I've often wanted to go postal on some of the caffeine junkies in the office. They make _me_ jittery. If you can't function at 9AM without a quart of hi-test coffee flowing through your veins, you're one fucked up unit.

Nancy boy! When you can't drink beer, coffee is proof God loves us.

 

[slugg]

srsly whoever did this, I hope you get infected by MERS.

I agree.

 

[NuclearNed]

Every time someone makes decaf, the Commies win.

 

[Eug]

We only drink decaf at home. Now, my guests usually only drink decaf too, because generally those are the only beans we have in the house.

Interestingly, nobody seems to notice the difference, taste-wise. What they notice is that there is no pick-me-up 20 minutes later.

 

[KeithTalent]

Fortunately we have a machine which makes our coffee cup by cup, so unless the bean filler fills the machine with the wrong beans, then I don't have to worry about this.

KT

 

[smackababy]

What I do is mix them together. That way, the decaf drinkers get a dose of caffeine and go crazy AND the juicers only get a half dose and go crazy.

 

[Krazy4Real]

I don't drink coffee, and I'm so thankful for that. Hearing the coffee drinkers in the office complain about empty pots is funny to me.

 

[Ns1]

What I do is mix them together. That way, the decaf drinkers get a dose of caffeine and go crazy AND the juicers only get a half dose and go crazy.

LOL

caps

 

[MongGrel]

What I do is mix them together. That way, the decaf drinkers get a dose of caffeine and go crazy AND the juicers only get a half dose and go crazy.

Heathen.

Pretty funny though

 

[Phoenix86]

What I do is mix them together. That way, the decaf drinkers get a dose of caffeine and go crazy AND the juicers only get a half dose and go crazy.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Just imagine some prankster adding crushed up Ambien in the decaf.

 

[xeemzor]

You never want to deprive an accountant of their coffee. Otherwise accidents...happen.

 

[AMD64Blondie]

I don't drink coffee, and I'm so thankful for that. Hearing the coffee drinkers in the office complain about empty pots is funny to me.

Same here.Seeing my coworkers before their coffee..OH MY GOD,I'M SCARED!!!
(It's not a pretty sight).

 

[PliotronX]

It's a little late to be an april fool's joke so this was a criminal act. Should be a class II felony.