their boarding sucks. you think that being in Group 1 you would board first after the disabled, uniformed military, families... but noooooo if you part of the gazillion rewards programs they have you go before group 1. so by the time Group 1 is called half the plane has already boarded.
I accidentally flew American on one leg last week (bought United tickets from United and somehow was given an American flight). When it was time to board, I thought the gate agent was about to pass out when announcing who gets to board first. It went something like this:
Now boarding anyone in gold, silver, platinum, star, diamond, opal, agate, amber, azurite, feldspar, something I picked out of my nose last week, aquamarine, aventurine, BREATHE DEEPLY BEFORE CONTINUING, elite, emerald, oneworld emerald, platinum oneworld emerald, sapphire, oneworld sapphire, platinum oneworld sapphire, ruby, platinum oneworld ruby--I mean gold oneeworld ruby since platinum oneworld ruby doesn't exist as that would be silly, and executive platinum members.