PSA: I hate children

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akshatp

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Originally posted by: everman
Lets all hope he just brought the virus over to your place. Enjoy!

Fixed.

With any luck it will wipe out the OP and his SO and there won't be any remote CHANCE that they will ever reproduce!
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Stumps
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Anyone who likes kids needs their head examined.

you're an idiot!

I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

I have a beautiful daughter and I wouldn't change a thing....expect maybe get rid of my mother in law who is staying with us at the moment....and irriatating the crap out of me.

:laugh: You get those regardless of whether or not you have kids.

And yes, jlgasbag is an idiot. This has been proven as fact.
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Stumps
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Anyone who likes kids needs their head examined.

you're an idiot!

I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

I have a beautiful daughter and I wouldn't change a thing....expect maybe get rid of my mother in law who is staying with us at the moment....and irriatating the crap out of me.

:laugh: You get those regardless of whether or not you have kids.

And yes, jlgasbag is an idiot. This has been proven as fact.

lmao......:thumbsup:
 

fbrdphreak

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Originally posted by: JohnAn2112
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
well the one good thing about this thread is that the OP has informed us in writing that he is NEVER having kids.....is this considered a legally binding contract?


psshhh pssshhhh psssshaw!!!
It is at least with my current SO, she hates kids way more than I do.
So why does she babysit this kid?
She got laid off from one of her part time jobs (irresponsible state agency lost its funding), thus for the $
 

Triumph

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Originally posted by: tbike06
uhh isnt this a rant not a PSA? kthxbye

It's a PSA because he's warning us that if we bring our kids near him, he'll kill them.
 

Garet Jax

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Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
My gf babysits this ~10 year old kid who "has ADD" (pshaw right) for this tattooed, pierced-everywhere lesbian software programmer. Well she's had viral bronchitis all week and my gf was damn sure not sitting in their crappy apartment all night that hasn't bee sanitized. So the kid comes to our place for the night until his Mom gets off work.

I just want to re-affirm that I hate children, especially this one, and by god I will never have one.

That is all.

It sounds like you are too selfish to have kids.

Better for all involved if you stick with your decision.
 

JLGatsby

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Originally posted by: Stumps
I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

It's easy to shout about how much you love being a parent AFTER you've already become one because of the emotional attachment. However, from an unbiased viewpoint, any intelligent person would rather not have kids.
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: Stumps
I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

It's easy to shout about how much you love being a parent AFTER you've already become one because of the emotional attachment. However, from an unbiased viewpoint, any intelligent person would rather not have kids.

Oh well, It's a good thing that you're not going to reproduce anytime soon then....we can't have a fvckwit like you polluting the human gene pool now can we?
 

fbrdphreak

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Originally posted by: Garet Jax
Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
My gf babysits this ~10 year old kid who "has ADD" (pshaw right) for this tattooed, pierced-everywhere lesbian software programmer. Well she's had viral bronchitis all week and my gf was damn sure not sitting in their crappy apartment all night that hasn't bee sanitized. So the kid comes to our place for the night until his Mom gets off work.

I just want to re-affirm that I hate children, especially this one, and by god I will never have one.

That is all.

It sounds like you are too selfish to have kids.

Better for all involved if you stick with your decision.
If your parents had only felt the same way....


:D
 

JLGatsby

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Originally posted by: Stumps
Oh well, It's a good thing that you're not going to reproduce anytime soon then....we can't have a fvckwit like you polluting the human gene pool now can we?

Resorting to insults? Does this mean I win?
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: Stumps
Oh well, It's a good thing that you're not going to reproduce anytime soon then....we can't have a fvckwit like you polluting the human gene pool now can we?

Resorting to insults? Does this mean I win?

nope, it just means you're a fvckwit.
 

SampSon

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Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: Stumps
I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

It's easy to shout about how much you love being a parent AFTER you've already become one because of the emotional attachment. However, from an unbiased viewpoint, any intelligent person would rather not have kids.
It's been made very clear on this forum that no one cares about your viewpoint.
Why you came back only to have that idea reinforced is beyond me.

Here is a cute little bit I collected, you should like it.

The Top Ten Reasons You Don't Want Ayn Rand as Your Mom

10: Her not-so-secret disappointment that you weren't able to operate a speedboat the first time you saw one, even after watching the help do it for ten whole minutes.

9: Birthday gifts: Erector sets and a "Lil' Smelter" kit.

8: Pushing you to date her young male followers after she's "vetted" them is really kind of creepy.

7: At bedtime, reads you The Giving Tree as a cautionary tale.

6: Wouldn't speak to you for a week after you admitted that you kind of like useless ornamentation.

5: Her "Birds and Bees" chat to you sounds like a particularly seamy scene in a film by David Fincher.

4: Always ends arguments by throwing down a bunch of pictures of modern buildings; seems angry that you don't see the logic.

3: Dismisses your desire to visit Disneyland as "Anti-Life." She's right, of course, but you're still disappointed.

2: Tears down the house rather than let you choose the wallpaper for your room.

1: Your Babysitter: Alan Greenspan.


 

xSkyDrAx

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Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: Stumps
I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

It's easy to shout about how much you love being a parent AFTER you've already become one because of the emotional attachment. However, from an unbiased viewpoint, any intelligent person would rather not have kids.

:confused: So all the intelligent people are against furthering the human race leading to the extinction of the human speices? Go darwin?
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: Stumps
I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

It's easy to shout about how much you love being a parent AFTER you've already become one because of the emotional attachment. However, from an unbiased viewpoint, any intelligent person would rather not have kids.

and if you take a logical evolutionary approach, any normal person would want to have kids
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: Stumps
I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

It's easy to shout about how much you love being a parent AFTER you've already become one because of the emotional attachment. However, from an unbiased viewpoint, any intelligent person would rather not have kids.

:confused: So all the intelligent people are against furthering the human race leading to the extinction of the human speices? Go darwin?

hmmmm now that I think about it....it is probably a good thing that the "Intelligent" people of AT not reproduce.....would we really want a world filled with the pussified nerds who claim to be superior to everybody else, that frequently infect this forum?