PSA: I hate children

[fbrdphreak]

My gf babysits this ~10 year old kid who "has ADD" (pshaw right) for this tattooed, pierced-everywhere lesbian software programmer. Well she's had viral bronchitis all week and my gf was damn sure not sitting in their crappy apartment all night that hasn't bee sanitized. So the kid comes to our place for the night until his Mom gets off work.

I just want to re-affirm that I hate children, especially this one, and by god I will never have one.

That is all.

 

[dartworth]

pshaw...

 

[creedog]

the 10 year old has his own software programmer? How wierd.

 

[Ika]

Some serious reading comp skillz are needed to read your post.

 

[Art Vandelay]

I can't wait to be a father one day.

:thumbsup:

 

[waggy]

now who has ADD? you or the 10yr old kid..

 

[JLGatsby]

Anyone who likes kids needs their head examined.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
My gf babysits this ~10 year old kid who "has ADD" (pshaw right) for this tattooed, pierced-everywhere lesbian software programmer. Well she's had viral bronchitis all week and my gf was damn sure not sitting in their crappy apartment all night that hasn't bee sanitized. So the kid comes to our place for the night until his Mom gets off work.

I just want to re-affirm that I hate children, especially this one, and by god I will never have one.

That is all.

Bee sanitation is always paramount when babysitting lesbian software programmers with viral bronchitis.

 

[BooGiMaN]

well the one good thing about this thread is that the OP has informed us in writing that he is NEVER having kids.....is this considered a legally binding contract?


psshhh pssshhhh psssshaw!!!

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
well the one good thing about this thread is that the OP has informed us in writing that he is NEVER having kids.....is this considered a legally binding contract?


psshhh pssshhhh psssshaw!!!

It is at least with my current SO, she hates kids way more than I do.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
well the one good thing about this thread is that the OP has informed us in writing that he is NEVER having kids.....is this considered a legally binding contract?


psshhh pssshhhh psssshaw!!!

It is at least with my current SO, she hates kids way more than I do.

So why does she babysit this kid?

 

[Todd33]

Originally posted by: JohnAn2112

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
well the one good thing about this thread is that the OP has informed us in writing that he is NEVER having kids.....is this considered a legally binding contract?


psshhh pssshhhh psssshaw!!!

It is at least with my current SO, she hates kids way more than I do.

So why does she babysit this kid?

She's legally retarded? I think the OP is too.

 

[tbike06]

uhh isnt this a rant not a PSA? kthxbye

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: Todd33

Originally posted by: JohnAn2112

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
well the one good thing about this thread is that the OP has informed us in writing that he is NEVER having kids.....is this considered a legally binding contract?


psshhh pssshhhh psssshaw!!!

It is at least with my current SO, she hates kids way more than I do.

So why does she babysit this kid?

She's legally retarded? I think the OP is too.

Acceptable answer.

 

[SampSon]

I strongly dislike children.

 

[uberman]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
well the one good thing about this thread is that the OP has informed us in writing that he is NEVER having kids.....is this considered a legally binding contract?

His profile indicates a male's name. He's unlikely give birth based on our current technology. The plumbing is different.

 

[DainBramaged]

Kids are alright all depending on their behaviour.

 

[everman]

He probably just brought the virus over to your place. Enjoy!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: SampSon
I strongly dislike children.

Ditto. Doesn't mean I don't want to have one though.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Anyone who likes kids needs their head examined.

Too bad your parents liked you...:roll:

 

[Brainonska511]

I like kids, I just dislike the misbehaved ones that were brought up poorly by their parents.

 

[Rumpltzer]

I like this child... but she's only eight months. Maybe I'll change my mind later.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: dartworth
pshaw...

Tsk tsk...

 

[ch33zw1z]

awwww, what a cute kid Rumpls. congrats! my son is 3 months...<3 like woah.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Anyone who likes kids needs their head examined.

you're an idiot!

I love being a father...sure I haven't had much sleep this week, and I got sicked up on yesterday, but it's been worth it.

I have a beautiful daughter and I wouldn't change a thing....expect maybe get rid of my mother in law who is staying with us at the moment....and irriatating the crap out of me.