How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at womanly physique in mirror - make a mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofa, wide loofa, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo, with 43 added vitimins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure its clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit-mint conditioner enhanced with natural avacado oil. Leave in hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner out of hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mildew spots with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake weiner at her, making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique int he mirror. Admire the size of your weiner and scratch your butt.
4. Get in shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding areas.
10. Wash your butt, leaving coarse butt-hairs stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
16. Admire weiner size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
18. Return to bedroom with the towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake weiner at her, make the 'woo-woo' sound again and pop her in the ass with your towel.
19. Throw wet towel on bed.
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at womanly physique in mirror - make a mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofa, wide loofa, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo, with 43 added vitimins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure its clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit-mint conditioner enhanced with natural avacado oil. Leave in hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner out of hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mildew spots with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake weiner at her, making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique int he mirror. Admire the size of your weiner and scratch your butt.
4. Get in shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding areas.
10. Wash your butt, leaving coarse butt-hairs stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
16. Admire weiner size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
18. Return to bedroom with the towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake weiner at her, make the 'woo-woo' sound again and pop her in the ass with your towel.
19. Throw wet towel on bed.
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