psa: fat people should not all sit on one side of small boat

[brainhulk]

I took my son again to Disneyland for our small world to buzz lightyear rotation quick trip. As I was coming up to the front, I noticed this obese family had just gotten on. To my amazement they had loaded one side of the boat with their biggest members on one side and the younger skinnier kids on the other. I thought to myself this will not end well, surely the workers are going to tell them to balance it out to prevent them from capsizing. But nope, they sent the big people on to see the small world without a word. WTH yo! Fail everywhere...

The ride didn't get a fatty embolus because it kept moving. So I guess they made it

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Those boats can't capsize.

 

[BoomerD]

Who the fuck are you to tell me where to sit?

 

[will889]

This guy was the ultimate capsizer.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqAGg7dEcLc

 

[BurnItDwn]

I am the fat person who always sits on the side of the boat that's lower. I don't intend to sink whatever boat I'm on, just try to make the other people uncomfortable/nervous. Of course usually if I'm on a boat, it's like a 12 or 14 foot rowboat or a canoe or kayak, and usually just messing with my fiance or my brother or her brother...

 

[The Boston Dangler]

aren't those boats on tracks?

 

[brainhulk]

OMG, I just realized this is some really dark foreboding on my part. Do you guys think I am like Dave now with this thread? I basically told the future about what was going to happen on that Korean ship, all the weight shifted to one side and it capsized

 

[z1ggy]

I took my son again to Disneyland for our small world to buzz lightyear rotation quick trip. As I was coming up to the front, I noticed this obese family had just gotten on. To my amazement they had loaded one side of the boat with their biggest members on one side and the younger skinnier kids on the other. I thought to myself this will not end well, surely the workers are going to tell them to balance it out to prevent them from capsizing. But nope, they sent the big people on to see the small world without a word. WTH yo! Fail everywhere...

The ride didn't get a fatty embolus because it kept moving. So I guess they made it

Who let you bang them??? 0_o

 

[lozina]

Fat people should have higher tax brackets. Tax rate proportional to how overweight they are.

Fit people, tax breaks.

 

[Miramonti]

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[videogames101]

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let the mad out

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

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LOLwut

Fat people should not be fat! Get off your ass, get in the gym, stop pretending it's your thyroid, and stop eating shit food every chance you get!