PSA Drunks!

[Udel]

Really, if I have to carry one more of your sorry asses home, I'm going to drop-kick you in the face the next day. Your not impressing anybody. Please know your limits. :thumbsdown:

<Story:> The other night, on my walk to Wawa, I ran into my roomates best friend, in a bush, on the side of the road, at 4am. About a mile walk from his or my dorm. And it was snowing.</Story>

 

[illusion88]

Why are you carrying random drunks home?

 

[meltdown75]

0.1/10 need more details.

anyway kudos for doing that when you can just as easily leave the drunks on the sidewalk.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Why are you carrying random drunks home?

He's hoping to get lucky. 😉

 

[meltdown75]

<Story:> The other night, on my walk to Wawa, I ran into my roomates best friend, in a bush, on the side of the road, at 4am. About a mile walk from his or my dorm. And it was snowing.</Story>

holy crap. that kind of favour is worth a sincere thanks!

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Why are you carrying random drunks home?

...

A businessman is walking home from work late one night and sees a hobo passed out in the bushes. Unable to control his lust, he has his way with the hobo. When he finishes up, he stuffs $5 in the man's pocket. Upon waking up, the hobo thanks his good fortune when he finds $5 in his pocket, and heads to the liquor store to buy some cheap wine. The next night is another late one for the businessman, and lo and behold, on his way home he sees the same hobo passed out in the same bushes, and is overtaken by the same feelings of lust. This time he feels a bit guilty and gives the man $50. The next day the liquor store clerk asks the hobo if he'll have the usual. "No," the hobo replies, "I want the good stuff this time. That rotgut is really doing a number on my asshole".