PSA: Don't sit on bushes. They aren't chairs.

[Safeway]

PSA: Don't sit on bushes. They aren't chairs, and they will die.

I saw a guy that lives in my apartment complex get dropped off at the curb around 2am roughly 2 weeks ago. He was sh!tfaced drunk, and sat on one of three bushes to take a little rest.

Fast forward to this morning: The landscaping crew woke me up while they were digging/pulling up the now dead bush.

PSA: Don't sit on bushes. They aren't chairs, and they will die.

 

[leftyman]

he wasnt sitting...

 

[CrackRabbit]

What about a shrubbery?

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
What about a shrubbery?

Shrubbery = Bushery

 

[Tom]

we require, a shrubbery !

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
What about a shrubbery?

Shrubbery = Bushery

Is there a path inbetween them?

 

[iamwiz82]

What about topiary?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
What about a shrubbery?

did they replace it with two shrubberies, with one slightly higher for a nice two-level effect with a little path running down the middle?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Nii!

 

[Blazin Trav]

Don't get really really drunk, drinking isn't good for you anyway is a better PSA. Who cares about the bush...

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
What about a shrubbery?

Shrubbery = Bushery

It's a bush, so I don't care-ery

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
What about topiary?

Topiary > Bushery.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
What about a shrubbery?

did they replace it with two shrubberies, with one slightly higher for a nice two-level effect with a little path running down the middle?

No, they replaced it with a nice mound of dirt. No new bush.

 

[yowolabi]

This thread fails to deliver. I was expecting to hear about something happening to the person, not to the bush.

It also sounds like something more happened to the bush than somebody sitting on it.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
This thread fails to deliver. I was expecting to hear about something happening to the person, not to the bush.

Yeah, boo-urns to the lack of comical self-pwnage.

 

[Safeway]

The only self-pwnge here is this accidental post, by me.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: leftyman
he wasnt sitting...

I think it was a typo