PSA: Don't piss off Kim Jung Un

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Darwin333

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Sounds like a better way to go than hanging. I'd much prefer to be executed via that method than the methods used in some mid east countries or hell even some of the methods we have used in recent history. Would you really prefer to be strapped in an electric chair and char broiled?
 

piasabird

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China is more scared of the USA and Independent South Korea, so they support North Korea as a buffer between the USA and China. Remember that it was China Communists that backed North Korea during the war when they were about to lose to South Korea and the NATO forces. China is a war criminal and is really scared we will spread democracy in China.
 

norseamd

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Dec 13, 2013
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China is more scared of the USA and Independent South Korea, so they support North Korea as a buffer between the USA and China. Remember that it was China Communists that backed North Korea during the war when they were about to lose to South Korea and the NATO forces. China is a war criminal and is really scared we will spread democracy in China.

Dear god deliver us from this unholiest evil and smite down all our unrighteous enemies.
 

norseamd

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Dec 13, 2013
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To say that North Korea is the spoiled brat that China never wants to hear about and hates to have to clean up after and then go deal with their tantrums is understating everything by a large fucking exaggeration.
 

Braznor

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Oct 9, 2005
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Rut-Roh no Lobster for propaganda party! Kim is pissed again. I hope nobody gets executed for this infringement.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-terrapin-farm/index.html

That farm owner is dead. This article says the farm owner has been executed.



And earlier this week he is said to have ordered a 'defeatist' terrapin farm owner to be killed because he was not producing any lobsters.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3157154/Kim-Jong-paranoid-poisoning-asks-scientists-use-microscope-check-leaf-LETTUCE-eats.html
 

Greenman

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Oct 15, 1999
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Someone knows where the angry little turnip lives, why couldn't we just launch 1 cruise missile and have done with him?