PSA. Don't have a conversation at the urinal!

[Stopsignhank]

OK, I don't get this. Sure we are standing there peeing next to each other, but don't talk to me! Let's just do our business and then we can talk while we are washing our hands.

Second, I do not watch myself pee. I have seen it before and I do not need to look at it. So yes I look at the wall. Don't comment about that either. You want to watch yourself pee, that is fine with me. Just don't comment about the way that I do it.

I guess I work with weird people.

 

[nakedfrog]

Yeah, some people are weird that way.
A guy at my work will walk into the bathroom on his phone, go into a stall, and drop deuces while on the phone the entire time.

 

[WelshBloke]

If you dont watch yourself pee how do you play target practice with the various urinal detrious?

If I'm bored I like to make awkward situations more awkward so if you were next to me and staring fixedly at the wall I'd probably go out of my way to make things difficult. Like if someone is locked up at the urinal next to you just tell them to relax and concentrate on their breathing, bonus points if you can get them to do the "in through the nose, out through the mouth" thing!

 

[IronWing]

Guys who stare at the wall while peeing always look like they are deeply ashamed of something.

 

[IronWing]

I don't talk shop in the restroom at all. The reason (besides that I don't like hanging out in restrooms) is that doing so excludes other employees from participation in the conversation based on gender.

 

[WelshBloke]

I don't talk shop in the restroom at all. The reason (besides that I don't like hanging out in restrooms) is that doing so excludes other employees from participation in the conversation based on gender.

Just walk into the ladies and start with "Me and the guys next door were just talking about [insert random topic] what's your input? Personally I just think that Bob's an idiot. Bob! Bob! Get in here and explain why you're not an idiot about this!"

 

[Luna1968]

i have no problem talking while taking a leak but i draw the line at taking a dump.

a dr friend of my told my you should watch yourself pee and check the color. also you should look at your poop before you flush. Those seemed like wise and simple things to do, so I do. maybe the OP should as well.

 

[clamum]

Yeah, some people are weird that way.
A guy at my work will walk into the bathroom on his phone, go into a stall, and drop deuces while on the phone the entire time.

Man why do people do that. Just frickin weird IMO. It's not like you're talking to your dying father who you'll never be able to talk to again if you don't take the call. Gimme a break.

 

[BoomerD]

Simply ask the talkative ones...how can you talk so much when I'm holding you by the neck?

 

[ShookKnight]

I was in a stall once and someone's phone rings.

A very LOUD conversation then begins. Last through his wiping up as well.

Chit chat while washing your hands. But, conversations while taking a dump or draining the lizard? No.

 

[RearAdmiral]

Is there anything better than someone absolutely unloading their bowels in the stall next to you though?

Really though it is hilarious and I love it.

 

[Platypus]

I don't care at all about people talking to me in a bathroom.

It's weird that someone commented on how you piss though.

Weird you don't at least look to start though, piss streams be wild sometimes depending

 

[Stopsignhank]

Yeah, I am a do my business and get out kind of guy. I guess I was surprised when the guy asked me how was the wall that I am looking at. First off, we don't need to talk right now and second we do not need to comment on how I am doing it.

 

[BudAshes]

Yeah, I am a do my business and get out kind of guy. I guess I was surprised when the guy asked me how was the wall that I am looking at. First off, we don't need to talk right now and second we do not need to comment on how I am doing it.

Did he at least compliment you on your dick?

 

[BudAshes]

Is there anything better than someone absolutely unloading their bowels in the stall next to you though?

Really though it is hilarious and I love it.

I would say that the answer to that is that you are mentally disturbed if you can't name anything you enjoy more than listening to someone take a shit. I think that might be the strangest thing I have ever read on ATOT, and that is saying a lot.

 

[MtnMan]

This is how it is done...........

 

[Sgt. York]

I've seen that many times. I generally leave and return later. I don't need to see no rectum.

 

[ElFenix]

Did he at least compliment you on your dick?

hey buddy, niiiiiiice cock

 

[brianmanahan]

urinals are fine but i ain't talking, and i hate it when other people do

and i never ever ever poop in public

only had to do it a handful of times in my life, and those were emergencies

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I got one more, maybe more prevalent due to me working with a lot of youths from multiple nations. Texting at the urinal. Do you really have so little time that you need to be conversing rather than holding your junk? Give it the time it needs man!

 

[WelshBloke]

This is how it is done...........

Now that is weird! Why would you do that if you're over 6 years old?

 

[WelshBloke]

urinals are fine but i ain't talking, and i hate it when other people do

and i never ever ever poop in public

only had to do it a handful of times in my life, and those were emergencies

What's up with the no pooping in public thing? You need to poop, go poop! No one cares! That's what toilets are for.
I'm assuming here that you are talking about pooping in the loo not in the bin in the corner of the office! Dont do that!

 

[Ichinisan]

What's up with the no pooping in public thing? You need to poop, go poop! No one cares! That's what toilets are for.
I'm assuming here that you are talking about pooping in the loo not in the bin in the corner of the office! Dont do that!

Public toilets are disgusting. Obviously.

 

[WelshBloke]

Public toilets are disgusting. Obviously.

You're there to shit in them not to have a meal. Sit, poop, wipe, flush, wash up and leave.

 

[Artorias]

Man why do people do that. Just frickin weird IMO. It's not like you're talking to your dying father who you'll never be able to talk to again if you don't take the call. Gimme a break.

Oh jeez. There used to one person on our floor who would be on his mobile with his left, and dick in the other hand. Like fuck sake man, you cant all take a piss without being on the phone?