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PSA: Dont drink and drive, or act like a dumbass in general.

Sluggo

Lifer
Had lunch with a friend today, he told me a funny story.

He has a 16 YO daughter that has a new guy she has been seeing. The guy drives a little Civic or something with a huge fart pipe exhaust... apparently a really loud one. In addition the kid has a whopping stereo in the Civic.

Now this guy lives in a pretty nice neighborhood, with a really anal HOA. The neighbors have been complaining to the HOA that they are tired of listening to this fart-pipe Civic, with the earth shaking stereo cruising the neighborhood at all hours. The HOA goes to my friend and relays the complaints they have been getting and tells him (in HOA speak) that he had best get this issue resolved.

My friend has a talk with the kid, tries to be really civil and nice about it, but basically tells the kid that if he doesnt get his car sounding normal that he wont be allowed to see his daughter. He tells him he paid an assload of money to have his family in a nice neighborhood and he wants to be on good terms with his neighbors, since yes, he plans to live here for a long time.

The kids pitches a fit about nobody gonna tell him what he can and cant do to his ride, and drives off in a huff, really winding up the gears and blasting the stereo.

Fast forward about 2 hours later in the evening.

The kid decides to "punish" the neighborhood and my friend by racing around the neighborhood with the stereo cranked for about 45 minutes....drunk.

I assume one or more of the neighbors failed to find the humor in this and phoned up the cops. The cops see the kid extracting his retribution, pull the kid over. The aftermath is:

Kid goes to jail
Car is impounded

Charges:
DUI
Transporting an open container
Minor in possesion of alcohol
Disturbing the peace
Running 3+ stop signs
Speeding over 25MPH of the posted speed limit
Wreckless driving...this might be a combination of all the other moving violations.
And a handful of non-moving related offenses. Taillight etc.


I dont think the kid gets to see the girl anytime soon.
 
Originally posted by: Sluggo
I dont think the kid gets to see the girl anytime soon.
sure he will! it'll just take him longer to get there because its going to be on foot after he gets deposited at the nearest bus station.

edit: and yes, that is a great, great story. 😀
 
glad the kid got what he deserved. also glad that you cant drive in nyc until you're 18 otherwise so many more deliquents on the road.

btw whats an HOA?
 
Kid goes to jail
Car is impounded

Charges:
DUI
Transporting an open container
Minor in possesion of alcohol
Disturbing the peace
Running 3+ stop signs
Speeding over 25MPH of the posted speed limit
Wreckless driving...this might be a combination of all the other moving violations.
And a handful of non-moving related offenses. Taillight etc.

pwned! 😀
 
btw whats an HOA?

Home Owners Association

The girl will think it's hot that he went to jail.

Hahahaha thats what I told him. I said now you are going to have an ex-con visiting your house all the time....and he will be telling YOU how things are going to be at your house.
 
Good. I hate idiots like that.

All around town here we have signs that say "Vehicle Noise Laws Enforces" which equals "If we have nothing to do and need some probable cause..."
 
<Neslon>

Ha-ha!

</Nelson>

Edit: As a side note, I wish somebody would arrest the pack of fart-pipe Civic drivers that live across the street from me.
 
If an HOA came to me and complained about the type of vehicles and/or the sounds coming from vehicles I'd tell them to kiss my ass. Not only would I never live where there was a strict HOA, but if I did I'd tell them to kiss my ass.
 
I think we all know someone is person thats like that, and it makes it all the more gratifying. I love when punks like that get whats coming to them. it makes me feel all warm inside 🙂
 
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