PSA: Attention all ATOT'ers who refer to their right hand as their S/O!!!

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Keep getting numbers... if that's not your style, just keep talking them up. Try to be their friend first. Have the courage to keep trying and not focus too much one one chick. Overbearing? Try persuing more than one girl at once.... When I'm not steady with one girl, I'm dating 4-5... practice practice practice.... have trouble even talking to girls? Can't think of a conversation starter? Try talking to random guys and making friends with them.... use the same material on girls (if it's respecatable)

dating is not nearly as difficult as most of you make it out to be. Dressing snappy, keeping your apartment/home respectable, knowing how to cook and driving a car that looks like it just rolled off the showroom floor makes it a lot easier...

what kind of problems are you guys having that you can't resolve?
 

MrAwesome

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I have these boils on my neck that the girls just can't seem to over look. Try to resolve my situation please, Mr. Rico Suave.
 

iamme

Lifer
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Originally posted by: MrAwesome
I have these boils on my neck that the girls just can't seem to over look. Try to resolve my situation please, Mr. Rico Suave.

grow boils on your face. they'll forget those neck-boils in no time....
 

Mercante

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Originally posted by: MrAwesome
I have these boils on my neck that the girls just can't seem to over look. Try to resolve my situation please, Mr. Rico Suave.


:laugh:
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: MrAwesome
I have these boils on my neck that the girls just can't seem to over look. Try to resolve my situation please, Mr. Rico Suave.

sounds like something that acetone, needles and a more balanced diet will fix :)
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: CTrain
And you're an expert because ??

because I'm heinously oversexed
Didn't you have a YAGT with a cute girl recently? Did you hit it yet? :D

pft, I've been through like 3 girls since my last yagt including on and off with my last ex. Just got back from my first date with a 22 year old petite brunette nurse and I just don't understand what's so tough for everyone else. I'm a complete screwup and I have no problem making this work....

I got ass before I left for work, came back from work for lunch, woke her up, hit it again, and went back to work- then went out with a completley different girl tonight. Anyone can do this.
 

RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: CTrain
And you're an expert because ??

because I'm heinously oversexed
Didn't you have a YAGT with a cute girl recently? Did you hit it yet? :D

pft, I've been through like 3 girls since my last yagt including on and off with my last ex. Just got back from my first date with a 22 year old petite brunette nurse and I just don't understand what's so tough for everyone else. I'm a complete screwup and I have no problem making this work....
ummm.. so is that a yes or a no? Bloody hell, it wasn't a complicated question.
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: CTrain
And you're an expert because ??

because I'm heinously oversexed
Didn't you have a YAGT with a cute girl recently? Did you hit it yet? :D

pft, I've been through like 3 girls since my last yagt including on and off with my last ex. Just got back from my first date with a 22 year old petite brunette nurse and I just don't understand what's so tough for everyone else. I'm a complete screwup and I have no problem making this work....
ummm.. so is that a yes or a no? Bloody hell, it wasn't a complicated question.

The nurse? It's in the cards but I'm not pushing for it.... there are a lot of other pieces on the table and time is on my side
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: acemcmac
;)
*kicks acemcmac in the pants*

dude... I just got back from her place tonight... as in before midnight... you think I hooked up with her on our first date and still made it home before midnight??? yeah right :laugh:
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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I got a new(er) car to aid in dating. Unfortunately I missed the memo that said "Girls don't like guys in 1998 Ford Escort ZX2's any more than they like guys in 1989 Turbo Minivans"
 

Shame

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Dec 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: CTrain
And you're an expert because ??

because I'm heinously oversexed
Didn't you have a YAGT with a cute girl recently? Did you hit it yet? :D

pft, I've been through like 3 girls since my last yagt including on and off with my last ex. Just got back from my first date with a 22 year old petite brunette nurse and I just don't understand what's so tough for everyone else. I'm a complete screwup and I have no problem making this work....

I got ass before I left for work, came back from work for lunch, woke her up, hit it again, and went back to work- then went out with a completley different girl tonight. Anyone can do this.

When are you going to untie this poor unsuspecting elderly woman who was putting her groceries in her car in the dark part of the lot before she met you?
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I got a new(er) car to aid in dating. Unfortunately I missed the memo that said "Girls don't like guys in 1998 Ford Escort ZX2's any more than they like guys in 1989 Turbo Minivans"

awwww :eek:
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I got a new(er) car to aid in dating. Unfortunately I missed the memo that said "Girls don't like guys in 1998 Ford Escort ZX2's any more than they like guys in 1989 Turbo Minivans"

awwww :eek:

I wonder if I started rolling the '88 GMC Vandura 2500 (it has a bed in the back. and tinted windows. and curtains), or the '77 Mercury Marquis (Classic pimpmobile landyacht with silver paintjob and leopardskin interior), if they'd find me more attractive. Thoughts, Mr. Master of the poon?
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I got a new(er) car to aid in dating. Unfortunately I missed the memo that said "Girls don't like guys in 1998 Ford Escort ZX2's any more than they like guys in 1989 Turbo Minivans"

awwww :eek:

I wonder if I started rolling the '88 GMC Vandura 2500 (it has a bed in the back. and tinted windows. and curtains), or the '77 Mercury Marquis (Classic pimpmobile landyacht), if they'd find me more attractive. Thoughts, Mr. Master of the poon?

first, "mr. master of the poon" is not justified. I am humbled. It all depends on how you play it... keep your vehicle in good shape and just try to act classy about it... however you do it.... personally... I don't think I'd drive anything with more than 3 doors while dating if I could help it.... but you have to work with what you have, right?

Confidence. Exude it in your mannerisms, speech and dress a nd the rest will fall in place.
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
first, "mr. master of the poon" is not justified. I am humbled. It all depends on how you play it... keep your vehicle in good shape and just try to act classy about it... however you do it.... personally... I don't think I'd drive anything with more than 3 doors while dating if I could help it.... but you have to work with what you have, right?

If she will or won't date you based on what you drive, she's not worth it.
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I got a new(er) car to aid in dating. Unfortunately I missed the memo that said "Girls don't like guys in 1998 Ford Escort ZX2's any more than they like guys in 1989 Turbo Minivans"

awwww :eek:

I wonder if I started rolling the '88 GMC Vandura 2500 (it has a bed in the back. and tinted windows. and curtains), or the '77 Mercury Marquis (Classic pimpmobile landyacht), if they'd find me more attractive. Thoughts, Mr. Master of the poon?

first, "mr. master of the poon" is not justified. I am humbled. It all depends on how you play it... keep your vehicle in good shape and just try to act classy about it... however you do it.... personally... I don't think I'd drive anything with more than 3 doors while dating if I could help it.... but you have to work with what you have, right?

Confidence. Exude it in your mannerisms, speech and dress a nd the rest will fall in place.

3 doors I can do - only the pimpmobile has 4 doors. They're all decent looking (actually, except for the rims and a rust spot under one of the windows, the Vandura is the classiest of them all)

Dress? I have three modes of dress - Suit, Walmart, and naked.

Mannerisms? I pick my nose when I'm bored. But if I'm bored, then it sucks anyway.

Speech? I'm a nerd. I can't talk about me right off because I'll scare her off, so I talk about her.

Confidence? One-on-one I'm fine, but put me in front of more than 5 people and I fry.

Conclusion: Apparently, my cars, lack of decent clothing, and probably the fact that I look like a mountain man impairs my ability to date.