PSA: ATOT Sex Ed

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AreaCode707, Apr 13, 2005.

  1. AreaCode707

    AreaCode707 Lifer

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    I swear, all this argument about teaching birth control in public schools and so many people here don't seem to know the basics. I knew all this stuff when I was 13 and I was a homeschooler!
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    - You can get a girl pregnant at any time of month.

    - Double wrapping LESSENS the effectiveness of a condom, not increases it.

    - The "pull out" method of birth control is not a very effective method. Pre-ejaculatory fluid contains sperm and you can impregnate a girl even if you ejaculate outside of her.
    WebMD on Pulling Out

    - Lambskin condoms are not as effective at preventing STDs as latex condoms.

    - Neither condoms or the pill is a 100% effective birth control method but together they're pretty damn close.
    WebMD on Condoms

    - You can get STDs through any type of sexual contact (oral, anal, or vaginal)

    - The pill is pretty effective (if the gal takes it consistently as directed) but it can cause hormonal swings, weight gain, and other pretty serious negative side effects.
    WebMD on female contraception like Depo-Provera and the pill

    - Vasectomy does not diminish your sexual abilities at all, nor does it alter anything about the sex act (ejaculate is the same, etc. it's just missing the tiny amount of sperm that you'd never miss anyway)

    - Vasectomy reversals aren't very reliable, so vasectomies are good mainly for permanent, not temporary, birth control.
    WebMD on Vasectomy

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    I'll add more as I see questions being asked in other threads.

    Please - if you have a per day postcount of 7 or most posts per day and all your posts are on OT, don't procreate yet!
     
  2. chrisms

    chrisms Diamond Member

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    I need demonstrations
     
  3. venk

    venk Banned

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    - PEOPLZE F34R MA PEN!$!

    and


    :camera: s
     
  4. rh71

    rh71 No Lifer

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    - humans cannot reproduce asexually.

    ^ I learned that too.
     
  5. imported_KirbsAw

    imported_KirbsAw Golden Member

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    Don't forget antibiotics stop the pill from working.
     
  6. mobobuff

    mobobuff Lifer

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    Many bad things could be implied from that.
     
  7. venk

    venk Banned

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    damn! SO thats what I was doing wrong

    *stops trying to bud.
     
  8. Schadenfreude

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    - Sex is naaaaaughty.

    that is all.
     
  9. yoda291

    yoda291 Diamond Member

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    I'm gonna have to go ahead and call shens on everything you just said with the exception of the last two.

    You're simply gonna have to come over here and we're going to need vast amounts of experimentation and documentation. I will bring the camera. :p

     
  10. AreaCode707

    AreaCode707 Lifer

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    Only by people who don't know that I'm one of the pain in neck conservative Christians on the board. :)
     
  11. CrackRabbit

    CrackRabbit Lifer

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    Talking sense to ATOT will get you nowhere generaly... just a note.
     
  12. z0mb13

    z0mb13 Lifer

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    You can get a girl pregnant at any time of month

    WTF this is true?!?!?!?!? I thought there is a period where you dont have to use a condom
     
  13. venk

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    it's called pre-pubecence.
     
  14. vshah

    vshah Lifer

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    it seems common sense to most of us, but a lot of ppl are just very ignorant about all this. :thumbsup:
     
  15. AreaCode707

    AreaCode707 Lifer

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    Because sperm can live for varying amounts of time in a woman's body, and because the female body doesn't work like clockwork (can be late, early, or even ovulate multiple times in a month) there is no "safe period" where you can be sure of not getting her pregnant.
     
  16. Schadenfreude

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    Soo wrong, and yet soo funny!
     
  17. AaronB

    AaronB Golden Member

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    Giving a sex ed class to ATOT?

    Riiiiight.
     
  18. YOyoYOhowsDAjello

    YOyoYOhowsDAjello Moderator<br>A/V & Home Theater<br>Elite member

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    / post-menepausal (sp?)
     
  19. venk

    venk Banned

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    I wouldn't trust the bitch
     
  20. PHiuR

    PHiuR Diamond Member

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    what is sex?
     
  21. venk

    venk Banned

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    Something you pay for.
     
  22. QuitBanningMe

    QuitBanningMe Banned

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    woops
     
  23. imported_Tick

    imported_Tick Diamond Member

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    You've got it wrong, your suposed to spontainiously produce an exact copy through reverse osmosis. Wait a second....
     
  24. imported_Tick

    imported_Tick Diamond Member

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    Oh and:

    Homeschoolies of the world unite!

    That is all.
     
  25. YOyoYOhowsDAjello

    YOyoYOhowsDAjello Moderator<br>A/V & Home Theater<br>Elite member

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    I'd have other reasons to refrain.