Provide me entertainment while I get an oil change

[Jeeebus]

Sitting in the lounge with my laptop and need something to do.

I tried fapping furiously while watching midget porn, but the four other people sitting here had the audacity to give me dirty looks and tell me to stop. Assholes.

There is a fairly hot lady sitting across from me with a laptop too. Maybe I'll see if she wants to get a LAN game of Quake going! BRB getting maced.

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Sitting in the lounge with my laptop and need something to do.

I tried fapping furiously while watching midget porn, but the four other people sitting here had the audacity to give me dirty looks and tell me to stop. Assholes.

There is a fairly hot lady sitting across from me with a laptop too. Maybe I'll see if she wants to get a LAN game of Quake going! BRB getting maced.

pics of hot lady

 

[Jeeebus]

pics of hot lady

She just got called out! Her car is done.

I blew my chance to dump my wife and kids and fulfill my dreams of becoming the next Alkemyst.

 

[rudeguy]

http://9gag.com/

 

[_Rick_]

Watch some Regular Car Reviews on Youtube. Turn it up loud. It's about cars, so apparently on-topic where you are hanging out.

 

[MiniDoom]

don't you have a cell phone?

 

[PottedMeat]

She just got called out! Her car is done.

I blew my chance to dump my wife and kids and fulfill my dreams of becoming the next Alkemyst.

quick, run out in front of her car and do some bodybuilding poses and if the fancy strikes you, pull your pants down!

 

[boomerang]

Here, try to figure out what this is all about. Should keep you busy for a while.

 

[SlickSnake]

By getting your oil changed you really mean having the doc stick his finger up your butt to check your prostate, right?

 

[SlickSnake]

Here, try to figure out what this is all about. Should keep you busy for a while.

Checking out prostates, of course.

 

[Mai72]

 

[Jeeebus]

By getting your oil changed you really mean having the doc stick his finger up your butt to check your prostate, right?

You're half right. There's definitely a finger up my butt, but I didn't bother asking him whether he was a doctor.

 

[SlickSnake]

You're half right. There's definitely a finger up my butt, but I didn't bother asking him whether he was a doctor.

 

[brainhulk]

Ask them if they charge the "book time" or for the actual time it takes to do the job

 

[Sluggo]

This should keep you mesmerized until the car is finished.

NSFW Link:

http://i.imgur.com/3DMtSGh.gif

 

[IronWing]

For your entertainment we shall count to five.

1

 

[IronWing]

2

..

 

[IronWing]

3
...

 

[IronWing]

4
....

 

[IronWing]

5
.....

 

[herm0016]

http://gizmodo.com/this-simple-subway-planning-game-will-be-your-new-favor-1537097404


/ thread

 

[Jeeebus]

I survived the oil change and am now at work, ready to be productive and... well, fuck it... entertain me!!!

 

[Mixolydian]

You can't change your own oil?

 

[lozina]

Wait, you don't bring your fleshlight with you for waiting room entertainment?

 

[chitwood]

I survived the oil change and am now at work, ready to be productive and... well, fuck it... entertain me!!!

is't that why we have the Jesus Hume thread?